Wife's SHOCKING Response to Friends Asking if She Misses the 'D' 😱🍆

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🌈 Buckle up, folks, because we've got a juicy tale of lockdown drama, straight vs. gay couple struggles, and the age-old question: "Don't you miss the D?" 🍆 Our bisexual protagonist and her wife are navigating the challenges of raising kids during a pandemic, all while fielding snide remarks from straight friends who can't seem to fathom a happy relationship without a flesh-and-blood phallus. 😏 But when a Zoom call turns into a husband-bashing session and our heroine claps back with some witty D jokes, things take a turn for the dramatic. 😬 Let's dive in and see if she's the a-hole for standing her ground! 🙌

🌈 Lockdown Struggles: Straight vs. Gay Couples 🔒

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😏 Straight Friends Can't Stop Joking About Missing the D 🍆

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🙄 Batting Back with Witty Comebacks

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😷 Lockdown Hits Straight Couples Harder

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🤐 Keeping Quiet and Sympathizing

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💻 Zoom Call Turns into Husband Bashing Session

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🤨 Friend Questions Our Division of Labor

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😬 Friend Implies My Wife's Work is More Important

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👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 My Wife Puts Kids First, Friend Takes it Personally

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😅 Agreeing We're Lucky, Then... The Dreaded D Question

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🍆 Bantering Back with D Jokes

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😂 Friends Laugh, One Suggests Getting a Wife with a Penis

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📲 Flurry of Texts Accusing Me of Being Insensitive

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🏳️‍🌈 Accused of 'Evangelizing Lesbianism'

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🤷‍♀️ AITA for Clapping Back at the D Jokes?

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🍿 The Internet Weighs In: Is Our Bisexual Badass an A-Hole? 🤔

Well, well, well... it seems our straight-shooting, D-joke-slinging heroine has ruffled some feathers with her sassy comebacks! 🙊 While her friends were busy complaining about their husbands and the struggles of lockdown life, our gal was just trying to keep things light with a little banter. 😅 But when one friend took it too far, implying that our protagonist should be doing more housework because her wife's work is "more important," the gloves came off. 🥊 Cue the hilarious D jokes, laughter from the peanut gallery, and one very offended friend who couldn't take the heat. 🔥 Now, the internet is abuzz with opinions on whether our bisexual badass crossed the line or if her friends need to learn to take a joke. 🤭 Let's see what the masses have to say about this deliciously dramatic debacle! 🍿

Standing up against biphobia, NTA. Consider if they're worth it 👍

greenmilk79 | greenmilk79

NTA for shutting down disrespectful friends' constant 'D' jokes. 👏🏼

Edhie421 | Edhie421

Setting boundaries with friends who ask inappropriate questions. NTA 👍

Evil_SugarCookie | Evil_SugarCookie

Setting boundaries and avoiding double standards in domestic work. 👍

CozyCozyCozyCat | CozyCozyCozyCat

Setting boundaries and spreading positivity during crazy times. NTA.

MissMurderpants | MissMurderpants

NTA. Friend's weird comments about Masters vs PhD snapped the camel's back?

slamminotsalami | slamminotsalami

Setting boundaries is key. Friend overreacted to harmless pushback. NTA 👍

gator3246 | gator3246

OP shuts down friend's bashing with a royal clapback 💯

An_Awkward_Owl | An_Awkward_Owl

Standing up to micro-aggressions, NTA for setting boundaries 💪

firehawk349 | firehawk349

Friend's husband not pulling weight, NTA for managing well 😊

gia_sesshoumaru | gia_sesshoumaru

Supportive comment suggests bigger issues in relationship, questions magic dicks. 👌

ReinaDulce | ReinaDulce

Lesbian shuts down 'missing the D' jokes with dildo humor 😂

rockybaby_ | rockybaby_

Biphobia and insecurity lead to gross genitalia preference jokes. ESH.

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Supportive comment defends OP's reaction to insensitive friend. 🙌

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NTA. The projection and insecurity of others is not your problem 👏

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Pushing the issue makes ESH, drop it for friends 👍

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Setting boundaries and saying no to passive-aggressive behavior. 👍

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When jealousy ends friendships. NTA for having a good life 😊

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Supportive comment calls out toxic friend, adds empowering sentiment.

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Setting boundaries during quarantine - NTA for standing your ground 💪

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NTA. Commenter praises OP for being a supportive partner while calling out friends' jealousy and biphobia. Suggests giving rude friend space and then discussing their hurtful comments. Offers kind gesture of making freezer meals for friend's family.

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Ridiculously intrusive comments on personal choices? NTA, call them out 👏

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Proud husband with a message for jealous friends 👨‍👥👨‍👩👨‍👦

JJSwagger | JJSwagger

Replacing a partner with a vibrator: Yay or nay? 😂

Readingreddit12345 | Readingreddit12345

Defending against subtle homo/biphobia, NTA for standing firm 💪

Richie3953 | Richie3953

Trashy friends make biphobic joke, but OP and wife healthy. NTA 👍

just-a-gay-chandler | just-a-gay-chandler

Calling out sexism in the comments section. YTA for that.

Zombiethrowawaygo | Zombiethrowawaygo

Taking the high road: NTA but missed an opportunity 🙏

IncompetentFrog | IncompetentFrog

Defending dark humor against biphobic friends. You go, OP! 💪

PaperOperator | PaperOperator

Bisexual commenter calls out friend's belittling behavior towards wife

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Choose being a better friend over being right. 👍

Awaiyawa | Awaiyawa

Friend projecting insecurities onto you for having a healthier relationship 🤔

Hella_Potato | Hella_Potato

Friends' obsession with sex life is questionable. NTA.

CheesecakeStirFry | CheesecakeStirFry

Biphobia and jealousy from 'friends'? Time to find new ones! 🚫

koyfysh | koyfysh

NTA commenter calls out friends for relationship issues and homophobia 👏

laced-and-dangerous | laced-and-dangerous

Why does 'the D' matter? NTA points out husband's flaws.

SnooPeppers1641 | SnooPeppers1641

Sarcastic 'D' joke didn't land, NTA for reacting normally 😏

psygaud | psygaud

Biphobia has no place in relationships. NTA for setting boundaries.

Ohmalley-thealliecat | Ohmalley-thealliecat

Celebrating healthy relationships and debunking heteronormative gender norms 👏

gillandred | gillandred

NTA comment: Defending against biphobia from friends is hurtful.

thezbrooke | thezbrooke

Calling out OP for wanting to vent about their friend 🤬

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Being accused of evangelizing lesbianism for having a good marriage 😩

lesbiven | lesbiven

Supportive comment applauds healthy relationship dynamics. 👏

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Standing up against biphobia and transphobia in relationships. 💪

Ferret_Brain | Ferret_Brain

Playful NTA comment defends teasing wife's 'D' joke.

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Friends projecting their insecurities onto OP, NTA for not reciprocating.

ModsCanLickMyBallz | ModsCanLickMyBallz

Domestic frustration may have caused wife's shocking response. NTA.

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Friend digs at OP, gets hit with a sore spot 😬

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Don't dish it out if you can't take it 🤣

Stella430 | Stella430

NTA. True friends accept and respect your lifestyle choices. 👏

ShadowCatHunter | ShadowCatHunter

Homophobia hinted in NTA comment, sparking discussion 👍

Bubbilility | Bubbilility

Friend tries to invalidate marriage, NTA stands up against it 💪

SDJericho | SDJericho

Assertive NTA setting boundaries with disrespectful 'friends'. 💪

EpitaFelis | EpitaFelis

Defending against homophobia with warranted comeback. 💪🏻

TheDwiin | TheDwiin

Lesbian shuts down 'miss the D' comments, no ignorant friends 👏

gayburgergal | gayburgergal

Opinion or fact? NTA called out for generalizing men 😐

WonDahMan | WonDahMan

NTA shuts down friends' inappropriate 'D' talk with humor 👏🏼

Hippofuzz | Hippofuzz

Pushing the issue made it ESH. Communication is key 📴

saturnsqsoul | saturnsqsoul

Defending oneself and SO from unwarranted criticism. NTA 👍

Th4tRedditorII | Th4tRedditorII

Responding to a snide remark with a snide remark 😏

CackleberryOmelettes | CackleberryOmelettes

Calling out biphobia and defending a healthy marriage. 💪

clumsybartender | clumsybartender

Bi woman's response to biphobia and intrusive questions. NTA 👏

CaptainLollygag | CaptainLollygag

OP's secure and supportive personality is praised. 👏

IAmAllOfTheSith | IAmAllOfTheSith

Calling out generalization with a touch of humor 😂

Canyonbreeze81 | Canyonbreeze81

Friend is struggling and jealous, but asking about the 'D' is inappropriate 😑

sageflower1855 | sageflower1855

Stop asking that stupid question repeatedly, it's not funny 😑

Smarre101 | Smarre101

NTA. Relationships are work and not reliant on genitalia. Friend needs to work on own relationship.

B0B_Spldbckwrds | B0B_Spldbckwrds

Defending a healthy queer relationship against unfounded criticism 🌈❤️

Unsolicitedadvice13 | Unsolicitedadvice13

Get more gay friends and ditch these weirdos. NTA 👍

lokisfatpussy | lokisfatpussy

Don't mess with a happily married man's loyalty to his wife 😎

rougarousmooch | rougarousmooch

Defending his wife against sexist expectations and jabs. 💪

oozeneutral | oozeneutral

Friend accuses commenter of being crass, but gets put in place. 🥊

LizzyrdCE | LizzyrdCE

Don't bring it up if you can't handle the response 🤷‍♀️

Caitmk | Caitmk

Friend won't stop asking about 'the D'? Shut it down. 🤐

StargazerTomura | StargazerTomura

A thought-provoking take on pissing matches in bar fights 🤔

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