Man's Unique Method to Keep Wife Out of Bathroom 🚽💨

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We all value our privacy, but sometimes, even our loved ones can cross the line. One husband found himself in a battle for his bathroom privacy against his wife's random intrusions. Desperate for some peace and quiet, he came up with a hilarious and smelly solution to keep her at bay. 😂💨

Sharing Everything, But... 🤔

fartcry5799 | fartcry5799

Nature's Call and Privacy 🚽

fartcry5799 | fartcry5799

Invasion of Privacy 😠

fartcry5799 | fartcry5799

Brushed Off 😒

fartcry5799 | fartcry5799

A Smelly Solution 🤢💨

fartcry5799 | fartcry5799

Farting on Cue 😂

fartcry5799 | fartcry5799

Running Out 🏃‍♀️

fartcry5799 | fartcry5799

Bathroom Fart Ban? 🚫💨

fartcry5799 | fartcry5799

Persistence Pays Off 😏

fartcry5799 | fartcry5799

The Great Bathroom Fart War 🚽💨

In a quest for some much-needed privacy, our protagonist found a hilariously smelly solution to keep his wife from barging into the bathroom. Despite her protests and accusations of childish behavior, he remained steadfast in his farting defense. But is he really the a**hole here, or just a man fighting for his right to poop in peace? Let's see what the internet thinks of this situation... 🤔😂

Privacy matters even in marriage. Assert your boundaries. 🙌

allmenmustdrinktea | allmenmustdrinktea

Wife's bathroom privacy invaded, husband suggests popcorn. NTA.

Bit_hPuddin | Bit_hPuddin

Privacy in the bathroom is a basic human right 🙌

No-Jellyfish-1208 | No-Jellyfish-1208

Fart away. Fart like there is no tomorrow. NTA 😂

LuvMeLongThyme | LuvMeLongThyme

Toxic behavior: Wife removes bathroom lock, suspects husband. 🤷🏼‍♂️

rphgal | rphgal

Is spending half an hour on the toilet excessive? 🤔

Super-Emu-4064 | Super-Emu-4064

Is he avoiding responsibilities or just needs privacy? 🤔

charlieprotag | charlieprotag

Respectful husband lets wife poop in peace 😂

ThrowawayforMILBS | ThrowawayforMILBS

Nta. Wife's behavior shows signs of domestic violence. Have a conversation.

yiiikes00 | yiiikes00

Husband's bathroom tactic sparks discussion about parenting and communication.

orion_nomad | orion_nomad

Curious about the time spent in bathroom, kids or pets?

Ennuidownloaddone | Ennuidownloaddone

Discussion on bathroom etiquette turns into a hilarious yet concerning situation. ESH.

NeroFellOffTheBuffet | NeroFellOffTheBuffet

Maintaining bathroom privacy in marriage with humor 😂

Big_Statistician_883 | Big_Statistician_883

INFO: NTA for taking long in bathroom unless you have kids. Speculation about sex life.

katielady13 | katielady13

A funny story about a couple's farting comfort levels 😂

jmcdonald354 | jmcdonald354

Setting boundaries in relationships is crucial for mutual trust 👍

Sputtrosa | Sputtrosa

Is he really pooping or just hiding? 🤔

beer-thinker | beer-thinker

Inquisitive questions to understand the situation and provide context.

[deleted] | [deleted]

Addressing underlying trust issues is key. 👍

scrappy8350 | scrappy8350

Man defends putting lock on bathroom door to avoid wife's intrusion 🙌

hydrochloric_bukkake | hydrochloric_bukkake

Wife removes lock, accuses husband of shady behavior. NTA response.

RonnieDobbs | RonnieDobbs

Creative solutions for bathroom privacy, but underlying issues remain.

Wader_Man | Wader_Man

Couple needs to communicate better instead of resorting to pranks 👨🏻‍👩🏻

AgathaM | AgathaM

Spouse suspects phone use in bathroom, hoping to catch cheating 💁🏾‍♀️

vsndhras897 | vsndhras897

Put a lock on the door, you're an adult 👍

romancingit | romancingit

Wife barges into bathroom without reason, takes off lock. NTA.

salukiqueen | salukiqueen

Rubber door stops: a creative solution to bathroom wars! 😎

MissMurderpants | MissMurderpants

User suggests talking it out and getting a new lock. NTA 👍

Local-Mastodon-8609 | Local-Mastodon-8609

Lock the bathroom door to keep wife out 😎

Fun-Tourist-7395 | Fun-Tourist-7395

Curious commenter questions wife's bathroom behavior 🤔

Alpha_ji | Alpha_ji

Taking too long in the bathroom? 🤔 Wife gets suspicious 😒

ValkyrieSword | ValkyrieSword

Setting boundaries with a bathroom ban: NTA wins the day 💯

namastebetches | namastebetches

Farting as a desperate measure to keep spouse out? 🤪

Kindly-Ant-3850 | Kindly-Ant-3850

Hilarious bathroom prank gets NTA's approval 😂

get_yer_stupid_rope | get_yer_stupid_rope

Respect boundaries, even if it means a unique solution 👍

zZombi__ | zZombi__

Get a new lock and stand your ground. She's being disturbing 😑

YuukiiTomari | YuukiiTomari

Questioning trust issues in NTA bathroom dispute.

Bridazzles | Bridazzles

Man accuses wife of spying on him in the bathroom 🚽🕵️‍♀️

kittyroux | kittyroux

One family's unique bathroom arrangement and comfort level. 😂

Pcgoddess | Pcgoddess

Addressing insecurities and improving communication can strengthen relationships 👍

JustLightlySalted | JustLightlySalted

Suggests practical solutions and encourages seeking counseling. 💪

81darlenia | 81darlenia

Couple's bathroom drama reveals deeper issues 😔

Final-Ad4130 | Final-Ad4130

Bathroom privacy or marital issues? NTA but suspicions arise 🤔

Dangerous_Prize_4545 | Dangerous_Prize_4545

Wife's suspicion causing issues, NTA for wanting privacy 🙅

Wonderful_Noise_9756 | Wonderful_Noise_9756

Wife's bathroom intrusion: NTA but maybe consider her perspective 🤔

smartin822 | smartin822

Removing the lock? 🤔 NTA stands up to wife's behavior.

fire_goddess11 | fire_goddess11

Parenting struggles and lack of bathroom space discussed 👨🏻👩🏻🛏

mellie9876 | mellie9876

To hide in the bathroom or not? The parenting debate 🤔

SimilarSilver316 | SimilarSilver316

User suggests wife's insecurities and advises communication. 👍

Taza_3511 | Taza_3511

Toilet troubles and boundaries. ESH.

Wasps_are_bastards | Wasps_are_bastards

OP's lack of privacy is a red flag for their marriage 💔

JCWa50 | JCWa50

Wife's behavior is crossing boundaries, NTA for privacy concerns 🙅

aquerraventus | aquerraventus

Engage in open and honest communication with your wife 👨🏻‍👩🏻💋, set boundaries and respect each other's privacy 👬👭

mamamietze | mamamietze

"Nothing to hide" argument doesn't apply to home privacy. NTA 👍

CerenarianSea | CerenarianSea

Respect for privacy is important in a relationship 🙌

[deleted] | [deleted]

Privacy in the bathroom is a right, NTA comment agrees.

ImnotlostIjustam | ImnotlostIjustam

Put the lock back on the door for privacy 👍

Resagarden | Resagarden

Ex's invasion of privacy leads to bathroom door lock solution 🙈

MoxieGirl9229 | MoxieGirl9229

Privacy invasion in the bathroom, NTA suggests buying a door jam.

bitterherpes | bitterherpes

Man removes bathroom lock to ease wife's trust issues. NTA.

p0rnistheanswer | p0rnistheanswer

NTA. Put the lock back on and confront her about behavior 👍

linzer-beam | linzer-beam

Wife accuses husband of masturbation, NTA for keeping privacy 😒

mistresspaigexoxo | mistresspaigexoxo

Spouse projecting guilt, protect privacy with new lock. NTA 👍

omgbadmofo | omgbadmofo

Doorstopper solution to bathroom privacy, but talk to her first. 👍

[deleted] | [deleted]

Engaging response to a spouse's trust issues 👍

SmadaSlaguod | SmadaSlaguod

Gender bias in bathroom situation, NTA for husband.

grilledfuzz | grilledfuzz

Passive-aggressive bathroom wars: when wedge meets door 😂

elgorbochapo | elgorbochapo

Privacy in the bathroom is important, husband respects it 🚪💪

Illustrious_Sky_3951 | Illustrious_Sky_3951

NTA. Commenter suggests possible reasons for wife's behavior. Need to communicate.

Nicole98765 | Nicole98765

NTA but hilarious comment about wife barging in bathroom 😂

FirstFarmOnTheLeft | FirstFarmOnTheLeft

Man farts to keep wife out of bathroom, commenters find it hilarious 😂

TemporaryPassion289 | TemporaryPassion289

Bathroom boundaries questioned in hilarious comment thread 😂

TankFoster | TankFoster

Embrace the fart and let it rip! NTA comment.


Suggests asking wife if she needs bathroom before entering. 🚽

Flimsy_Aardvark_9586 | Flimsy_Aardvark_9586

Partner's intrusive behavior is not okay, NTA for setting boundaries.

sycamoresyrup | sycamoresyrup

Set boundaries and communicate calmly to avoid relationship destruction 👍

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