The Great Ketchup Caper: Friend's Bizarre Plan to Conquer the Condiment World 🍅🌍

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We've all had that one friend who's a little *too* passionate about something, but have you ever met someone who's borderline obsessed with ketchup? Meet Zoltar, a man on a mission to dethrone Heinz and become the top ketchup provider in the US. His grand plan? A bizarre, theatrical scheme involving his friends, a restaurant, and a whole lot of ketchup-induced acting. Let's dive into this saucy tale and see if our protagonist is willing to play along with Zoltar's ketchup crusade. 🍅🎬

The Ketchup King in the Making

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The Ultimate Ketchup Creation

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A Saucy Ambition

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Target: Heinz

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The Master Plan

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A Scripted Ketchup Performance

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Cue: The Tomato Critic

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Enter: The Ketchup Chef

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A Saucy Standing Ovation

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The Ketchup Trumpet

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The Pitch to the Manager

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The Reluctant Ketchup Salesman

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Dreams of a Ketchup Empire

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The Reluctant Friend

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A Friendship on the Brink

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To Ketchup or Not to Ketchup: A Friendship at Stake 🍅💔

So, our protagonist finds himself in a pickle (or should we say, a ketchup bottle?). He's torn between supporting his friend's wild ketchup dreams and staying true to his own beliefs. He refuses to participate in the elaborate ketchup scheme, but now faces backlash from some friends who think he's crushing Zoltar's dreams. Is he being a bad friend, or is he just being honest? Let's see what the internet has to say about this saucy situation... 🧐📣

Hilarious comment about friend's ketchup obsession and sound advice given.

Bethany0821 | Bethany0821

Complimentary comment on friend's ketchup genius. 🍅

desperately_lonely | desperately_lonely

Fake restaurant script gets called out in hilarious comment thread 😂

jseqtor12 | jseqtor12

Regulations and cottage laws prevent homemade product sales. NTA.

GardenCookiePest | GardenCookiePest

Ketchup chefs are always scheming 😂

ZweiDunkleJungen | ZweiDunkleJungen

Engaging with a NTA comment encouraging constructive criticism 👍

iheartyourpsyche | iheartyourpsyche

Taking down Big Ketchup with organic slap and $10 bottles.

daughterofervin | daughterofervin

Supportive comment encourages friend's bizarre ketchup plan with humor 😂

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Embrace the awkwardness and make a hilarious memory with friends 😂

a-base | a-base

Starting small at local farmers markets is smarter for NTA's husband 👨🏻‍🎤

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Skepticism and humor abound in response to homemade ketchup plan 😂

dex1984 | dex1984

A friend's terrible pitch and a request for a phone recording.

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Embrace the weirdness: A musical number for ketchup marketing? Genius.

ketchup-is-gross | ketchup-is-gross

Parks and Rec fans unite! Snake Juice reference spotted 😎

megdonalds | megdonalds

Homemade ketchup won't cut it for friend's condiment world domination 🤷

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NTA suggests ketchup friend collab with sandwich recipe guy 😍

Spotzie27 | Spotzie27

Ketchup chef gets NAH verdict in rollercoaster story 🍅

geminiyas | geminiyas

Fun fact: ketchup was originally a mushroom sauce, not tomato! 🤔

NotManicAndNotPixie | NotManicAndNotPixie

Friend's ketchup plan is deluded, no restaurant will buy it 😒

therealalicejane | therealalicejane

Former chef explains why friend's ketchup plan is a disaster 😱

Icmedia | Icmedia

Friend's ketchup plan sparks investor FOMO and accusations of a**hole behavior.

PeterM1970 | PeterM1970

Living in the future with Heinz-sight 20/20 😂

about2godown | about2godown

Experienced restaurant manager finds friend's ketchup plan amusing but impractical.

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Suggests grilled cheese or fries on toothpicks to dip. 🥩

implodemode | implodemode

A Spongebob reference and NTA verdict, what a combo! 🍔🧊

pigsfly34 | pigsfly34

Hilarious comment begs for recording of ketchup caper 😂

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A ketchup tycoon in the making, but would you act in his play? 🤔

witchylux | witchylux

Restaurant worker shares the harsh reality of messing with operations 😱

monsignorbabaganoush | monsignorbabaganoush

Support your friend's ketchup dream. Today Heinz falls. 🍅

Ravager55 | Ravager55

Friend's ketchup plan called dumb and idiotic by commenter. 🙄

henchwench89 | henchwench89

Hilarious comment about friend's bizarre ketchup obsession. 😂 NTA.

well_now_what_dude | well_now_what_dude

Building a following through farmers markets and local shops. 👍

Orchidpeanuts | Orchidpeanuts

Not the a-hole. Fun idea, but won't succeed in business. 😞

Thelonius16 | Thelonius16

Controversial comment sparks debate on authenticity and ableism.

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Support your friend's enthusiasm, but set boundaries. NTA 👍

Samurai_PR | Samurai_PR

Hilarious comment leaves reader in tears, declares NTA.

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Skeptical commenter thinks friend's ketchup plan won't succeed. NTA.

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Support your friend's ketchup dreams, but keep your distance 🍅

freakwent | freakwent

Concerned commenter shares experience with hypomania and delusions.

whita309 | whita309

Organic ketchup may find a market in farm-to-table restaurants 🍅

Zafjaf | Zafjaf

Hilarious disbelief at friend's ketchup world domination plan 😂

Jessbies | Jessbies

Hilarious comment suggests a ketchup comedy series, NTA verdict.

cheesecleh | cheesecleh

Hilarious fake ketchup caper story gets a thumbs up 👍

cranialdrain | cranialdrain

Skeptical of friend's ketchup plan, but can't look away. 🤯

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A humorous comment about homemade ketchup with Seinfeld reference.

catsdontsmile | catsdontsmile

A night out with friends takes a wild turn 🍻🐍

Lodalo33 | Lodalo33

Enthusiastic commenter wants to join ketchup caper roadshow 🍅

GrooveBat | GrooveBat

Skeptical commenter calls out fake post for karma grabbing 🤔

_stringtheory | _stringtheory

Ketchup caper: Hilarious or ridiculous? NTA says not cool though 🍅

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Laughter is the best condiment 😂

jmgreen5 | jmgreen5

Doubting the reality of a sitcom-worthy ketchup scheme 🤔

Sluaghlock | Sluaghlock

Feeling the cringe? NTA commenter agrees with you.

pillmayken | pillmayken

Supportive comment suggests funny idea would make great commercial 😂

chosenoname | chosenoname

Embrace the chaos and become Ketchup-Craving Diner #2! 🍅

foobarney | foobarney

Supportive comment encourages friend to conquer ketchup world without them 👍

brice587 | brice587

A spiritual connection to ketchup? This friend is onto something! 🙌🍅

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