Man Refuses Wife's Bizarre 'Hiney Cloth' Request 😲

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Everyone has their quirks, but what happens when your partner's alternative lifestyle choices start to affect your daily life? One man found himself in a peculiar predicament when his wife of six years began adopting increasingly 'natural' habits. While he's been able to tolerate her organic, fragrance-free lifestyle, he draws the line at her latest idea: replacing toilet paper with 'hiney cloths' 🚽🧻. Let's dive into this bizarre tale and see if our hero can hold his ground.

Wife's Hippie Habits 🌿

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Organic Lifestyle 🍃

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A Strange Analogy 🤔

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Sunbathing... Down There ☀️

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Olive Oil for Everything 🫒

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Odor Locking Issue 😷

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Enter the 'Hiney Cloth' 🚽

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Not on Board 🙅‍♂️

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Daughter Involved, Too 😟

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Wife's Persistence 🤨

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Laundry Concerns 🧺

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Daughter's Questions 🧒

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Snapping Point 😠

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Wife Thinks He's Unreasonable 🤷‍♀️

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Not Crazy, Right? 🤪

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Man Stands His Ground Against 'Hiney Cloth' 💪

Our protagonist finds himself in a peculiar situation as his wife's natural lifestyle choices take an unexpected turn. Despite her persistence, he refuses to adopt the 'hiney cloth' method for himself or their daughter, ultimately snapping and drawing the line at comparing their buttholes to their mouths 😳. Is he being unreasonable, or is this just one step too far? Let's see what the internet has to say about this wild tale... 🍿

Bidet attachment and ethical toilet paper as a compromise? NTA wins.

lightwoodorchestra | lightwoodorchestra

NTA. Invest in a bidet for a cleaner and happier life 😊

bigdog16_5 | bigdog16_5

NTA husband suggests bidet hose and natural soap for wife's hygiene concerns.

curmudgeonchief | curmudgeonchief

Vaginal health and hygiene discussed with concern and humor 😂

aclockworksmorange | aclockworksmorange

Bidet suggestion turns into hilarious butt-mouth waterboarding joke 😂

nangsaomaew | nangsaomaew

Engage in butt hygiene, not in hiney cloth requests! 😉

Fathawg | Fathawg

Commenter suggests therapy and bidet for wife's bizarre request. 😳

allabouttheUke | allabouttheUke

Warning signs of extreme all-natural beliefs and potential child neglect.

discoveringinterests | discoveringinterests

Spouse's bizarre request raises concerns, commenters agree NTA.

meridi333 | meridi333

rilesep | rilesep

Commenter suggests professional help needed for wife's hygiene issue.

CRACK_IN_MY_ASS | CRACK_IN_MY_ASS

GoldenGrlz | GoldenGrlz

Winniezepoohscroptop | Winniezepoohscroptop

Bidet might be a better solution for the 'hiney cloth' debate 😷

jencul | jencul

Respectful NTA husband refuses wife's 'hiney cloth' demand 😊

JTbazillion | JTbazillion

Natural options are great, but olive oil and washcloths? 😬

Numb3r3dDays | Numb3r3dDays

NTA, refusing wife's 'hiney cloth' request, and washing machine concerns.

cornphobia | cornphobia

Bidet > Hiney Cloth. NTA for refusing wife's request.

marheena | marheena

Refusing wife's 'hiney cloth' request is NTA, but beware anti-medicine beliefs 😐

llamamama08 | llamamama08

NTA questions wife's bizarre 'hiney cloth' request from woowoo Facebook.

KarenEiffel | KarenEiffel

Commenter finds wife's request disgusting, others amused by post.

Exact_Lab | Exact_Lab

Bidet suggestion to avoid 'hiney cloth' and acne-causing olive oil.

SourNotesRockHardAbs | SourNotesRockHardAbs

NTA. Is the wife's request a red flag? 🚩

iambrooketho | iambrooketho

Wife's 'hiney cloth' request - losing it or going too far?

General-Jeb | General-Jeb

Hygiene concerns raised after wife's 'hiney cloth' request 😓

alyssa413 | alyssa413

Is olive oil cleaning and pee rags going too far? 🤔

LifeofKiwis | LifeofKiwis

Eco-friendly cloth wipes vs. hygiene concerns. NTA, seek help.

teacherboymom3 | teacherboymom3

Bidet suggestion shuts down wife's bizarre request. NTA.

venatryyx | venatryyx

Man refuses wife's bizarre 'hiney cloth' request. NTA wins!

ImmunocompromisedAle | ImmunocompromisedAle

Agreeing with the commenter's sentiment about the 'hiney cloth' request 😷

tnmcd006 | tnmcd006

Natural soap is one thing, but shitrags? NTA.

MistressSatan | MistressSatan

Man refuses wife's 'hiney cloth' request, deemed 'kooky beliefs' 😲

PM_me_furry_boobs | PM_me_furry_boobs

Concerned commenter warns husband of wife's alarming behavior 🚨

arieljoc | arieljoc

Concerned commenter suggests therapy for wife's bizarre behavior 😕

Fawkes-y | Fawkes-y

A gentle reminder to take care of your diet 👍

catastrophized | catastrophized

Using random rags for hygiene is unhygienic 😒

notalapcataboobcat | notalapcataboobcat

NTA but serious talk needed with wife about raising daughter 😱

gulwver | gulwver

When a 'hiney cloth' request leads to bigger problems... 🤨

Daedalus234 | Daedalus234

Bidet may be the solution for wife's 'hiney cloth' request 😉

dataminer-x | dataminer-x

OP's wife has made too many changes, NTA for vetoing.

n8673219 | n8673219

Natural hygiene is one thing, but urine-soaked towels? NTA.

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Reusable TP is popular, but olive oil is not advised 😱

fuggleruggler | fuggleruggler

Toxic situation: Wife's bizarre request teaches daughter unhealthy habits. NTA.

annabananafin | annabananafin

Bidet > Hiney Cloth 👍

Dead_before_dessert | Dead_before_dessert

Hygiene over beliefs: Man refuses wife's 'toxic' hiney cloth request 😒

monkeys_typewriter | monkeys_typewriter

Commenter praises post and declares it a winner 🎉

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Encourage seeking professional help for wife's unusual request 🙏

ExtraYogurt | ExtraYogurt

Bidet is a better option. Concerning beliefs need addressing.

sexyweedlord | sexyweedlord

Using olive oil around genitals is BAD. Hiney cloth concerns.

PopCornTea_ | PopCornTea_

Parental concern over wife's hygiene request raises eyebrows 🤔

River_Song47 | River_Song47

Bidet > Hiney Cloth. NTA for refusing.

newlifeC13 | newlifeC13

Commenter shares humorous South Park reference to cheer OP up.

summerflowers1993 | summerflowers1993

NTA stands up for personal hygiene choices 👍

AnUnexpectedUnicorn | AnUnexpectedUnicorn

Bidet suggestion for wife's 'hiney cloth' request. NTA.

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