There’s an old saying that talks about how fortune favors the bold . That may be true in some cases, but when it comes to our hair — it’s usually better to toe the line.
Rregretably, sometimes we just can’t help ourselves, and against better judgment — we wind up making a horrible mistake. Have a look below and check out these questionable decisions these women made concerning their hair.
This is quite the ensemble.
This style looks like a cross between Stanford Blatch from Sex and the City meets America Ferrera circa her days spent on the set of Ugly Betty . I’m not trying to be mean but a comb would do you good, girl.
How is she even able to hold her head up?
Is this some kind of CGI gone wrong or are we looking at the real thing? With all that hair, I’m betting that this woman had to use at least two gallons of hairspray a day.
Grimes’ pink hair and bangs are just too much.
Don’t hear what I’m not saying — I am a Grimes fan. But even I can admit that pink hair and ravaged bangs look good on absolutely no one. I won’t even mention the elf ears or the vampire’s teeth.
On second thought, I think I’ll stick with the ponytail.
It looks as if this young lady went in for a substantial trim, and then decided at the last possible minute that she’d changed her mind. Either that, or her hairdresser made an ungodly mistake and felt that this was the best solution.
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell.
Come on, you can’t sit there and tell me that Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty didn’t pop into your head as soon as you saw the photo.
Dammit — now I’m going to be singing “Smooth” for the rest of the afternoon!
Did your stylist sneeze or something?
Were they drunk; did they forget their glasses; is it possible that they only were wearing one shoe? There has to be some reason as to why they’d cut your bangs on such a treacherous angle.
There has to be a better way to make a statement.
I’m not saying I’m against the message that’s depicted in this photograph. All that I’m saying is that in my opinion, I feel like a t-shirt with a clever slogan would’ve been just as good if not better.
That Vitamin-C look never goes out of style.
Speaking of nostalgic earworms that I’ll be singing for the rest of the day — does anyone else remember Vitamin C? I feel like her song was played at literally every single graduation ceremony circa the early ’00s.
The ‘Tiger King’ himself would be proud.
Oh. My. God. Please tell me that you lost a bet or are somehow trying to be ironic? In this instance, I think you need to commit to the short hair entirely or just keep it long. It doesn’t work both ways.
Just take a little off the side.
Have you ever heard of the South-African hip-hop group, Die Antwoord? I swear that this woman looks just like one of its main members. Have a look at the video below and see for yourself.
Is the hair painted onto her head?
I am genuinely not trying to be offensive, I just have absolutely no idea what I’m looking at here. At first, I thought the “hair” was painted on, but clearly, there’s some kind of…chin strap? I’m so confused.
Part pixie-cut, part mullet.
It almost looks as if this woman went in to get her hair cut and said “How many simultaneous styles can you give me at once?” I’m no expert but this might just be some kind of world record.
All I can say is “Yikes!”
Wow…it looks like the front and back parts of her head are waging some kind of unholy war and the middle of the scalp is “No Man’s Land.” If I were placing bets on the winner, I’d be siding with the blonde streaks.
Only in Germany.
I had the pleasure of visiting Berlin a few years ago while backpacking across western Europe with my fiancee. I know that to those living in North America, this style might seem a bit out of the ordinary. But on the streets of Berlin — you wouldn’t blink twice,
A little bit of everything.
Why did you leave the pigtails behind?! It just doesn’t make any sense to me whatsoever. I have nothing but respect and admiration for your beautiful eyebrows, but that piss blonde hair has got to go.
