The thirst for Chris Meloni is real.
Just a month after his backside went viral, his dump truck has done it again. This time, it’s thanks to a kneeling photo in some tight pants.
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Instead of leaving fans alone to stare at their screens, Meloni got involved in the fun with some truly saucy responses.
Come see!
Chris Meloni is having quite the year so far.
In addition to rejoining the cast of Law & Order after a long departure, he recently went viral on Twitter.
The reason why will have you CACKLING. Basically, Chris has a dump truck in the back that no one noticed before.
See for yourself:
This picture of all that cake was taken during the filming of SVU . Soon, the internet was buzzing and Chris even took the time to reply to some tweets.
For starters, he explained where his rather large derriere came from. “Sure- big birthday(60), big boy(200 lbs), big cake,” he wrote .
Given the subject matter, things quickly got NSFW on Chris’ Twitter account.
He had an even saucier reply to a fan who asked if they could use his backside as a floating device (fair question, no?).
Chris had the most hilarious (and inappropriate) response to this.
“Sure. But first a short tutorial: Put it around ur neck, blow into the tube to inflate, and then assume the position. Emergency exits are this way and that, Enjoy.”
What a mental picture.
When a fan asked if the cake was homemade, he got even saucier with his reply: “Wudda tasted better without a wallet and phone buried in the filling.”
Now, Chris (and his backside) are back at it again with another viral photo!
It’s another shot from Law & Order , but in this picture, he’s kneeling down and giving everyone a peek at the whole bakery.
When the internet proceeded to lose its damn mind, Chris once again played along.
First of all, he explained what was happening the moment the picture was taken:
“I’m glad dirty minds drew attention to the moment: I saw litter- salsa in a cup and a napkin- crapping up my nyc. Took care of it. #pitchinandhelp,” he tweeted in response to someone captioning the pic, “Happy Hump Day.”
If you thought Chris’s teasing ways were done, think again.
He doesn’t need a viral photo to get saucy on Twitter. In another tweet, a fan brought an old quote of his to his attention. It read , “We’re all a bunch of kinks, and we have a degree of kinkiness in all of us.” – @Chris_Meloni, 2014, Advocate Mag Online.”
When the fan asked, “Willing to share any of yours with us, Daddy?” he replied, “It’s in the letter.”
We NEED to know what’s in that letter.
Then, he had two girls share with him that they were nervous to approach him in person. “we were too nervous to say hi to chris (first time rachel was in shock & i didn’t see him until she bumped me to get me to notice,” they tweeted .
He replied, “Don’t be shy, I don’t bite,” to this.
Things got real NSFW when a fan shared a picture of Chris naked in a bathtub.
“Hey! This is on my bathroom wall to get me through Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday and Wednesday!” they wrote. “How about a tweet back for supplemental encouragement?”
Chris delivered just that, writing, “Don’t. Be. Selfish. Bequeath to a museum. Now.”
Yep, we’d definitely buy those tickets!
Now, Chris’s Twitter feed isn’t all responses to thirst tweets. He also gives the Law & Order fans what they want by sharing photos from set.
Any image of Stabler with Olivia Benson is sure to go viral.
He once even showed love to a fan fiction tweet about their character’s relationship, writing , “Ok, who leaked the first damn script?!”
For more of Chris’s hilarious tweets, be sure to follow him on Twitter . Who knows, another backside pic just might go viral!
