Some moments in life can leave you scratching your head until you get a splinter. Sometimes it might be something that you previously lost turning up in the single strangest way possible, or sometimes it might just be reading the most bizarre Tinder bios.
With this in mind, please enjoy these 30 things that took our breath away more than Terri Nunn…get it, because she is the singer of the band Berlin?
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“If your name is Megan, here’s the chance you been looking for.”
Seems as though this guy got a very questionable tattoo and is now just trying to find a way to justify keeping it! I kind of admire his thinking, but this reads like a real weirdo’s bio.
“My little brother did this to our dinner after he was told he could not skip swim team.”
Ruining your family’s meal with whipped cream and dog treats because you can’t skip swim practice is one hell of a spoilt thing to do.
“Damn, a parking ticket.”
If I came out one morning and saw my car like this then I would wonder what terrible thing I had done in a past life to deserve it. What an awful way to start your day!
“This is the rear exit to my local grocery store.”
Christ, I thought that grocery stores were meant to be warm, welcoming shops? This grocery store looks more like a prison, a prison composed of trip hazards and general misery.
“I can’t find the culprit that left this in my house.”
Someone suggested that this person has a snake problem due to the fact that they have rats. So, I guess that this person has no choice but to get an eagle to deal with the snake problem.
“This eyewash station is legit.”
Another individual with an eyewash station horror story added, “During down time my maintenance foreman asked a new guy to install an eyewash in the production area with generalized instructions on where to place it. He did an awesome job, correct height, perfect welds, and hooked directly to a steam line.”
“The way that my wife loads the dishwasher.”
Has their wife never once used a dishwasher before in their life? Or maybe they did this deliberately poorly so that their husband does this chore in the future? How very devious!
“Gravity and stretch wrap should do it.”
So long as absolutely everyone on the roads around this guy abides by the rules and drives incredibly slowly, everything should be fine! And, let’s be honest, how many people don’t drive like that all the time?!
“Extra Spicy Bucket!”
This bucket looks like it would be spicier than a bucket of the hottest chicken wings on Hot Ones. Although, there was also one person who instead called it a “spicy urinal,” which is just massively upsetting.
Neighbors From Hell…
The poor individual who posted this wrote, “My neighbor thought it was ok to park this close to my front bumper. When I asked him to move up, he said the guy wasn’t home and he didn’t know where he was…uhh HE is the guy!”
“Who though this was a good idea? Star Wars Tore?”
I think that it looks more like it is called the “Starw arst o re.” And if you read that out loud then you will actually summon an old eldritch God who will help you do your taxes.
“This picture of a highly-polished truck.”
A lot of people, myself included, thought that this was just a photograph of a tyre in the middle of a garage at first. That is possibly the cleanest truck that I have ever seen.
“Puddle Floor Mirrors…”
I do not actually hate this aesthetic, but I dread to think how many times I would slip over if I covered my floor in mirrors like this. Also, who wants to look at themselves from that angle?
“I feel her pain… I’ve experienced this at least two or three times before.’
Time to crack out the can opener, or you can chew your way through the packaging over the course of a day.
(Seriously though, don’t chew open packets of scissors!)
“Rip friendzone…”
My heart hurts just from looking at this picture. I can imagine that there is someone in a bar very close to here drowning their sorrows in whatever alcohol they can get their hands on. Just steer clear of tequila whoever you are!
“Road made in Spain. The owner of the land next to the road didn’t want to sell that little triangle. They built the road in the same place anyway.”
It is genuinely incredible that this exists. Although, they could probably do with signposting this feature a little more clearly!
The Return Of The Ring
This person explained: “For a month, I thought I lost my wedding ring on a cross country road trip. I called gas stations, pawn shops, searched lost and found post. Finally, I gave up ever seeing it again when we realized it was under my husbands deodorant!”
“Me and my mom failed to notice our car keys and bag hanging on the chair when we gorilla glued the top piece of the chair back on.”
Now it looks like you just have one of the biggest keychains ever! At least you will not be losing your keys any time soon.
“I think I married a sociopath. This is the way that my wife uses her Magnesium supplements.”
I suppose that some people just like to take one from the first packet that they see…although those people need to take a long, hard look in the mirror.
I Don’t Fancy That Ice-Cream’s Chances…
“Ordered the gal some flowers, ice cream and a treat for her cat as a surprise when she got home. Delivered, and then she let me know she was staying late at work. That’s ice cream and it’s 85 degrees and she’ll be home in an hour. It’s the thought that counts, right?” wrote this person.
“Found this in our school bathroom.”
But…why? What a massive waste of ham! Sure you could still eat it but…well that is one hell of a life choice. Anyone who would make a sandwich out of this needs to give their head a shake.
“Nice little photo frame… Not too sure about what the bunny is doing on the side though?”
Yeah, someone should probably have pointed out to the frame’s designer that it looks as thought the rabbit is…well, we all know what it looks like the rabbit is doing.
“This is down the road from me…”
Fortunately, one person noted, “That AC unit could be used to safely jump onto in the event of an accident, plus the orange colored ladders really stand out, giving the whole set up an added sense of safety so it all balances out.”
“I had to buy two just to make the chip duck face thing.”
That is one way to encourage people to learn about portion control! If I buy a packet of Pringles, it is a straight-up fact that I will be eating every single one of them, so this is a nice way to keep the saturates down!
“My mother-in-law always adjusts all our hanging pictures when she visits. Always makes them crooked.”
This would drive me absolutely insane. Is she doing it on purpose to try and mess with you, or does she just have one leg shorter than the other.
“That is one hell of an unlucky day!”
On the plus side, the person who owns this house now has a brad new skylight that they can take full advantage of. It will really help to bring more natural light into the bedroom!
“Give Mom the gift of horror!”
Christ on a bike, why can I only see teeth when I look at this thing? It is like some sort of Cronenbergian mess made of this child’s clones. This is the perfect gift if you never want the recipient to sleep soundly again!
“This pug – husky mix is the most intense derp you will ever see.”
Someone pointed out that this looks like a real-life photoshop job, and I cannot disagree with that statement. It is pretty cute I guess? I wonder what sort of temperament it will have.
“I think I’ll milk the 2 people…”
Whatever you do, do not come to this place for a family day out. Actually, don’t come here for a day out regardless of who is with you. They really should have got someone to proofread their sign before they sent it to the printers.
“Bought a ‘brand new’ jacket online. Found this inside the pocket…”
Well, I suppose that now you have to start your life as a Jason Bourne-esque government agent. This is how he started cultivating all of his identities, by finding a passport in a second hand denim jacket from a thrift store.
