Ooh, a whole new four minutes! Well, reader, color your old pal Jake intrigued because he happens to be a huge Spider-Man fan!
What’s that? He’s out of the MCU? Oh, great!
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Good old ‘Spider-Man’
He’s one of the greatest highlights of superhero comics (and movies, for that matter) isn’t he? Everyone’s always so serious when they fight crime, but Spider-Man isn’t.
He’s just a fun guy, which is why they called him mushroom in highschool.
And let’s be honest…
The punk rocky, millennial joke fueled romps that are the new Spider-Man movies are just… well, they’re just the bee’s knees. What’s that? How about a simile from this century?
Alright, they’re just “lit”.
And now…
We get to see a whole new four minutes of the newest Spider-Man movie, which is coming to theatres this labor day!
So while you’re all out celebrating and not laboring, check it out!
What’s the scene about?
Oh, right, should probably address that.
Well, according to some very secret sources, the scene is going to feature Spider-Man in his Avengers: Endgame attire taking on a New York crime family! Totally tubular!
Last Updated on August 21, 2019 by Jake Bean
