Sometimes you just need someone to tell you exactly what you want to hear. For instance, I just want someone to say, “That novel you’re working on is going to be a stone-cold classic and Lana Del Rey is going to love it too and write you to tell you that she thinks you’re a genius.” Ahh, sweet denial, it warms me so…
Anyway, here are a handful of quotes that tell us exactly what we want to hear! And, don’t worry, they’re not as needlessly specific as my bizarre fantasy.
It’s The Weekend!

Sure, it may not exactly be the weekend today, but that doesn’t stop me looking forward to it! I can’t wait to not be able to afford to do all the things I want to be doing!
Cake For All Occasions!

You don’t need to have a reason to buy cake! If you’re bored? Buy cake! If you’re sad? Buy cake! If you want some cake? Buy cake!
Last Updated on April 23, 2020 by Paddy Clarke