Let’s talk about marriage.
It’s a little different than you thought it was going to be, isn’t it? I mean, I’m sure none of us were expecting it to be good times and happy smiles all around , but is it fair to admit it still surprised us? Like, it’s not terrible of course, but there are definitely days where we just wanna pull cupid aside and say, “What gives?”
On that note, here are some quotes about marriage that we think you and your spouse will definitely get a kick out of. Or maybe just you. But you might as well show them tonight at dinner anyway.
It’s your greatest weapon.
Like, for example, I know my S.O. hates the sound my jaw makes while I chew. So if we’re ever in a fight or I’m feeling just especially bitter that day, I’ll pick something really chewy to eat so he has to endure the symphony of clicks and pops my jaw will provide him.
Uh oh.
Time for some damage control.
Send him the good ol’ p**p emoji and add “JK”, and maybe even the middle finger emoji while you’re at it to really drive your point home.
Marriage 101.
Sometimes you also have to learn how to hide Amazon boxes in the closet under the Christmas decorations for a few months, and only bring one out every couple of weeks to recycle so he thinks you made one purchase instead of twenty.
Keep him on his toes.
It’s also why I watch murder documentaries on Netflix every night, and why I’m super good at cleaning up crime scenes — I mean, messes .
Last Updated on October 8, 2020 by Caitlyn Clancey