There are some people who are designed to see the world in interesting and unusual ways. They’re the sorts of people who can look at a pair of water coolers and realize that they look like they’re getting married, or design a bathroom in a way that it looks like someone has… in fact, I’ll just let you see for yourself.
So, without further ado, here are 17+ people who just see things a little differently.
Neighbors Are Getting A Little Bored It Seems
There is nothing wrong with trying to spice up your driveway a little. And this way, you also get to see which of your neighbors are Monty Python fans.
“Trees Rock!”
Yeah, it looks like the trees of the world really don’t like you brown-nosing!
“Our cat loves his new electric toothbrush!”
I love how confused and concerned the dog looks. That dog thought the cat was an asshole before it was a dinosaur, now it’ll be even more unbearable.
Gotta Get Me One Of Those Dancing Sandwiches
Sure, they’re great fun while they’re on your plate, but once you’ve eaten a dancing sandwich and its just dancing around in your stomach, you’ll feel sick as hell.
“Girlfriend and I enjoyed the Illusion Museum very differently.”
Which would you rather have to look back at, a picture that everyone is likely to take, or a slightly dafter one that a handful of other daft people are likely to take?
“Nephew turned 6 a few days ago. He loves sharks and desperately wanted a cake that looked like a shark eating a person, so my sister made this.”
That is incredibly impressive! I wonder what flavour it is, shark-flavoured, or people-flavoured?
“The difference between Moms and Dads.”
“You promise you won’t push me?”
“I promise… psych!”
“Underlined for extra convincingness.”
“But Officer, the sign said ‘Go’!”
“Pfft, nice try, that sign clearly says… oh, damn.”
“Years ago my friends and I molded starbursts in to other shapes for fun.”
This is one hell of a weird way for someone to spend their time. The people who did this need to get some hobbies!
“Adam & Eve started the tradition we still see today.”
If there was ever a place for the devil to be legally trapping you into selling him your soul, it would be in the Apple terms and conditions.
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These models are made for giants, clearly. Either that, or these are normal-sized, and the person who bought them was absolutely minuscule.
“One of my old teachers does different costumes for her yearbook photo every year.”
Like many of the other people in the comments, I cannot tell if the first one is meant to be a costume, or is she was just terrified on her first day?
“Look at the ‘fun words’ I got out of this snack.”
Someone needs to check in with the person who is meant to write the words on those snacks, ’cause they’ve clearly got some stuff going on!
“They see me rollin’…”
I hope to Christ that this person is one the way to a mechanic! However, something tells me that the person who did this is just driving the shops like this.
“Customer asked me if I wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy.”
Just because they’re inanimate household objects, doesn’t mean he can’t be proud of them both!
“The difference between 31 and 21…”
The difference is not caring about the taste of tequila. By 31 the taste of tequila is associated with too many bad memories.
“This programmable shower has a ‘fun’ setting.”
Would you press the “fun” setting? I mean, I’d definitely have to try the “fun” setting and see whatever it does.
“My poor drama teacher just didn’t see it.”
But… what was the point of putting unicorns on it in the first place? I just don’t see why a sign about not knocking needs unicorns at all… let alone inappropriate unicorns.
“A farmer’s solution to a goat who kept getting his head stuck in a fence.”
That is perhaps the cleanest goat that I have ever see a picture of in my entire life. And yes, I am aware of how weird a thing that was to say.
“Grown-ups are weird.”
In fairness, is there anything more unexpected than when you give someone who you don’t really want to talk to the, “Hi, y’alright?” out of politeness, and then they come back with, “Well actually I’ve been…” and just start chatting away?
“This bookstore embraces the value of different perspectives.”
I’m much more on the side of leaving your sh*t all over the place if I’m honest; I mean, who really cares about having a completely neat and tidy house?
“Not exactly the color pattern you like to see in a bathroom.”
Either the person who did the decor for this restaurant is a comedian or a complete buffoon.
“Just Missed Seeing A Vampire This Morning.”
That vampire died how it lived, getting drunk on cheap O Negative and passing out on a park bench.
“Always leave something weird in your office desk for the next person.”
They should have rubbed something on them to make them look dirty to really complete the creepy vibe!
“Good old Scottish humour. Glad they see the funny side!”
Imagine breaking into a bagel store, how could someone do such a thing to one of breakfast’s finest components?
“Funny tag on pj shorts bought on block island.”
I mean, they’re not wrong. Unless of course, you live somewhere where it rains detergent, then you could probably get away with it.
“Buddy was tired of seeing Americans with Chinese tattoos, so he showed her what it looks to a Chinese person.”
Maybe she just really likes water?! She can like water is she wants, leave her alone!
“Thank you captain obvious!”
What is it with companies trying to be funny in tags nowadays? Just give me the washing instructions and that’s it!
“High crimes in my town newspaper.”
Someone better lock that man up right away, he sounds like a criminal mastermind! A true maniac!
“Graduating today.”
And she’s celebrating in the best possible way, chilling in the pool and getting real use out of the getup she’ll likely never wear again.
“My car thinks the drive thru attendant is a cone.”
Hmm…maybe the world isn’t ready for AI-driven cars just yet.
“Now there’s a safety record I could get behind.”
After seeing this I’m suspicious of all other businesses that don’t have a dinosaur incident tracker.
“My dog showing my girlfriend that I’m his.”
He’s just making it clear that man can get a girlfriend, but she’ll never replace man’s best friend.
“Well this is a interesting situation.”
If you’re like me, you thought this dog had somehow gotten its head stuck in the floor. No, its body it just hiding underneath, but it’s still…unsettling.
“Bet he gets hammered on cloudy days.”
If nothing else, this has to be an excellent motivator.
Sometimes Parents Know The Truth.
Teachers do incredible work, but it’s hard to debate with them the true nature of someone’s kids when the parents are the ones fighting through all the off-hours.
“My fortune cookies tonight were a little dark.”
This is why you only open one. If you went for a third it would have straight up told you you were gonna die.
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“My neighbor got a duck and takes it for walks.”
Yeah okay sure he got a duck and that’s great, is no one gonna mention how he’s walking around outside barefoot?
“Pig Socket.”
I wonder how much of a charge that baby holds.
“Onion with a Pearl Earring.”
Forget the old painting, this is the true masterpiece.
“I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.”
He’s been to the pound once before and he’s not going back.
“I think I prefer online physics.”
I’d like to take a moment to say thank you to every teacher who’s put an easy question like this on a test. You are a godsend.
“This toy is too real…”
Well, that is a cheerful toy for a kid to be playing with. Sure, it’s truthful, but it’s mighty depressing as well!
“A very important bakery warning.”
Well, if it’s that simple, I think I know which way I’ll be going.
“Congratulations to the happy couple.”
“I, water cooler, take thee, water cooler, to be my wedded water cooler, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till emptiness do us part.”
