It’s been said that love is a battlefield , but in the age of social media and dating apps — it’s more like an all-out warzone. More than ever before, women are forced to contend with men who are as ignorant as can be.
To get a better idea of what I’m talking about, take a look at these 15 men who took a serious chance sending BAD messages. They’re living proof that human beings really did evolve out of the primordial ooze.
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Oh HELL no.
I hate to say it, bub, but if you have a problem with following a woman’s lead you’re going to be single and alone for a very, very long time. Thanks for doing us all a favor and taking the initiative to break off the conversation.
Tell us your views on women’s rights.
It was bad enough that this guy said he didn’t like coffee, but then to pile on top of that a flagrant disregard for women’s rights? No thank you. Keep your small-minded, non-coffee-drinking opinions to yourself and I’ll make sure to do the same.
Probably not the most sensitive question to ask…
Seriously, bro? This woman is in a leg cast and you can’t even muster an ounce of sympathy? Maybe start with “Can I bring you something to eat or drink?” as opposed to diving headfirst into phone sex.
Define “adventurous” why don’t you?
When a guy tells you that he’s into porn and blowjobs, you can bet that his selfishness doesn’t stop there. Also, I wouldn’t exactly call woman-on-top “freaky” but I suppose we all have our own definitions and ideas of what that term represents.
How thoughtful of you to offer.
Well, someone has a very high opinion of themselves, don’t they? I love how they capitalized the word “respectfully” right before they said the most disrespectful thing that anyone could imagine. And what’s with the excessive emoticons? It creeps me out.
Since when is eating breakfast over-indulging?
This dude is having a conversation with himself and still can’t manage to take a hint! I’m sorry, but anyone who considers eating breakfast to be an act of overindulgence needs to have their head examined. Give me pancakes or give me death.
Is crack really better any better than meth?
How dare you accuse me of smoking crystal meth! I never touch the stuff. I’m all about that sweet crack cocaine, baby! I wish I could learn the context of this story but if I’m being honest — I’m kind of afraid to…
Is this supposed to be a euphemism or something?
Is “slow car” a metaphor or is this macho machinehead being serious? Who do you think you are, pal — Danny Zuko? Why don’t you take your greased lightning POS and just keep on driving? Ain’t nobody got time for your immature chest-thumping.
I don’t get the joke…?
…And then he never heard from her again… So what was this idiot trying to say; garden hoes? I’m all for a good pun, and I even keep a special place in my heart for the bad ones. But this is just a trainwreck of a joke that was off the rails right from the get-go.
Don’t hold your breath, Adam.
“My roommate tried to get an IKEA delivery to our apartment. They called and refused to drive into our complex, saying she’d have to grab the bookcase from their truck and drive it to our house. After irritatedly doing so in her pjs and barely speaking to delivery guys, she got this message today.” – Reddit u/roxypotter13
Maybe wait until the second date to let her know how you feel about Elon Musk?
I’m not going to say that I disagree with this guy, but I mean come on man — there’s a time and a place. I’m pretty sure you’re not on the ground floor at Tesla, so why don’t you go ahead and pump the brakes a little bit.
Can you pop a what?
What is wrong with this man? A woman tells you her personality type and you respond by asking her to flash you? What woman in her right mind would ever do that? This guy must have a lot of lonely nights.
Come on, Joe — that was a huge over-share.
You know those moments in life where you wonder “was that an over-share?” Well, telling someone that you are about to start flogging your phallus most definitely falls into that category. You literally couldn’t have said something worse.
Remember that confidence is key.
I love that this woman called him out in such a matter-of-fact way. I’m 100% nerd, through and through — but it’s not something that I’d wear on my sleeve. Especially if I was trying to chat it up with a member of the opposite sex.
Thankfully, those days are long behind me.
Way to cut right to the chase.
Next time, I’d try waiting for a response to “hi” before going right into the date proposition. By the way, she replied “definitely not,” it would appear this isn’t his first kick at the proverbial can. Full marks for persistence, but a failing grade on the execution.
