I know most celebrities try to be relatable, but honestly, you’d have to be kinda dense to believe that you and Selena Gomez lead similar lives. There’s just no way around it: the more money you have, the more problems you acquire. That’s basically a fact.
And for those of you who still wanna try to argue with that logic, please take several seats because I’m about to prove my point.
1. This is what happens when actress Chloë Grace Moretz goes out to eat.
I bet you can sit down for a meal in public without someone snapping a pic (with flash) of you mid-chew.
2. While you were struggling to pick your major, Seth MacFarlane was busy putting out four solid studio albums.
Because we really needed to feel worse about our own mediocrity, the mastermind behind Family Guy , American Dad! , and The Cleveland Show is also very, very musically talented.
3. Model Lyndsey Scott recently walked the runway for Victoria Secret, but that’s not the only thing she’s mastered.
This powerhouse is also an iOS mobile app software developer and an advocate to help more women break into the world of software engineering.
4. According to Kristen Bell’s husband, Dax Shepard, the actress refuses to go into the pool without a pair of these bad boys.
Apparently, Bell hates the feeling of pruney fingers and was gifted these gloves so she can hold onto her daughters while they’re swimming.
And to think, most of us are just worried about weird tan lines.
5. When you think of Kesha, I bet the word “genius” doesn’t come to mind, but it should.
In an interview with Time Magazine , Kesha admitted she received a near-perfect score on her SATs 1,500 out of a possible 1,600 — which is like, really good . So next time you think celebrities are just pretty little shills, think of Kesha and feel bad about yourself.
6. Did your last trip to the beach look anything like this? Didn’t think so.
If you ever wondered why celebrities have body guards or rent out entire movie theaters, consider this picture of Rihanna trying to relax on the beach.
7. Recently, Twitter user @iamfreyaparker tweeted out a screenshot of Mark Walberg’s Instagram story depicting his daily routine, and it’s shocking.
In an effort to demonstrate just how different the celeb lifestyle is from a regular human’s she also tweeted out her own daily routine.
And just as I expected, the results couldn’t be more different.
Sure, her schedule may not completely match yours, but you have to admit that it’s closer to your life than Mark Walhberg’s.
8. Jaden Smith has always been and will always be the holy grail of absurd Twitter content.
Like, if any other person tweeted the same things he tweeted, then you know people would be concerned for their well-being.
Like, I know he wants this to be profound, but it just doesn’t make sense.
I’ve been trying to figure it out for 20 minutes, and I finally realized that there is nothing to figure out.
9. Celebrities like Seth Rogan may have played the same video games we did growing up, but they were obviously better at them.
I mean, just check out this bomb he dropped about the classic first-person shooter Duck Hunter .
Needless to say, the entire internet was shaken by this realization.
Just think about how many times you told your annoying little sibling to play with the second controller because you thought that it was actually useless.
10. Kylie Jenner is living on a whole different level than the rest of humanity for so many reasons, but one of the biggest ones may have to do with breakfast cereal.
Kylie admitted on Twitter that she had never had milk with cereal before, and the whole internet went crazy.
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She later clarified that she had, in fact, eaten cereal before, but she just never combined it with milk.
To which I say, “Why the heck not?”
11. Comedian Chelsea Peretti captivates an audience every week as the lovable mean girl, Gina, on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
But after a recent Instagram post, she caught people’s attention for a more shocking reason.
For reasons that we will never truly understand, Peretti admitted to being “not that into frosting” — and she demonstrated how she savagely dismembers her cake.
I honestly gasped when I saw this. I mean, who in their right mind does this?
