Ladies and gentlemen, boils and ghouls, welcome to the second installment in my syndicated “Haters Need To Calm Down” series.
So Haters, break out those chill pills because you’re about to get told.
So it looks like we’re getting yet another Bond movie.
And this one is gearing up to be a pretty big doozy of a movie.
Oh hey, that kind of rhymed. Good for me.
We’ve got Daniel Craig.
Returning for what seems to be his final film.
We’ve talked before about some of the best actors who could or should play the iconic spy on this website before, so check that out.
We’ve got Rami Malek.
Playing what I can only assume will be a wacky yet threatening villain, and it’s going to be awesome.
He’s an Oscar award-winning actor now and will bring a whole lot to the role.
And we have Lashana Lynch as Nomi.
Who is Nomi you ask?
Well silly billy, if you hold on to your pants a little while longer than I’ll tell you, little impatient monkey.
So…who is Nomi?
Well, apparently she’s this hot new agent at MI6.
So what? Is she just some rookie? Or is she a seasoned vet, like is she 006 or 005 or something?
She’s actually 007.
I know right? Just blew your freaking mind there.
I can hear you all now, frantically looking around, waving your arms, going all hog wild looking for the answers and being so confused.
Well listen up, buddy.
Remember at the end of Spectre when James Bond left MI6? Well, they weren’t just going to leave that title and that license to kill kicking around, would they?
They gave it to Nomi.
Of course there are freaking haters all over Twitter again.
They usually sing a tune like:
Oh great, something in a movie gets a little more progressive because Hollywood likes to make money, now I get to get mad on the internet.
This one claims this “ruins” it.
Well, I hate to break it to you Twitter guy if that is your real name, but this isn’t the first-ever female agent we’ve had in a Bond movie.
There was a female agent.
This is a scene from Thunderball where all the 00 agents are gathered.
In the end, you can clearly see a female agent there, just hanging around and having ovaries.
But wait…there’s more!
Hold on to your seats because this one is a screamer!
The year is 1999. The World Is Not Enough comes out with Pierce Brosnan starring as the spy.
We see a scene…
Where a bunch of agents has gathered around after the British oil tycoon Robert King was murdered by an assassin named Renard.
In the briefing, we once again see a female agent sitting there.
And remember ‘Skyfall’?
Eva Moneypenny was also an MI6 agent before she, uh, went and shot Bond.
And she had a name and a character and everything! Almost like a real person would!
All of this…
Was discovered by two different Twitter users, Daniel Robinson and Mark O’Connell .
Well done boys, good looking out so I could tell these haters the following message…
Haters.
My final message to you is this: not only is this not the first-ever female Bond agent, but not even the first that was a woman of color.
So calm down, or whatever.
