Gwyneth Paltrow has taken a lot of heat over the years for all the wacky products and advice that her lifestyle website, Goop , has advertised.
We just never thought it would be her own daughter trolling her for it!
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Well, that all changed recently and you don’t want to miss out on this.
With everything going on, it’s reminded us of one very important thing:
Gwyneth Paltrow selling a vagina-scented candle is not the craziest part so far of 2020.
In case you forgot (or tried to block it out of your memory) the *Goop* mogul did, in fact, release a This Smells Like My Vagina candle.
That wasn’t even the craziest part…
Get this: it costs $75 (!!!). It even sold out soon after it was released.
Of course, the candle doesn’t *actually* smell like Paltrow’s hooha.
The actress worked with award-winning perfumer, Douglas Litte, to make it have a “funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent,” according to the site’s description .
When news of the candle hit, Twitter naturally went nuts.
I mean, it’s a VAGINA-scented candle. The jokes write themselves!
People even hilariously weighed in on what their candle would smell like…
“My own vagina candle smells just like a Subway restaurant,” wrote singer, Megan Gailey on Twitter.
As it turns out, it’s not just the internet that likes to troll *The Goop Lab* star about her vagina candles.
It’s her kids, too!
Gwyneth has two kids from her previous marriage with Coldplay singer, Chris Martin: Apple, 15 and Moses, 14.
On Tuesday, the *Goop* founder proved that being around kids 24/7 in quarantine has been, well, interesting.
“Apple’s interpretation of my to-do list #quaranteen,” the actress captioned the hilarious to-do list that Apple made just for her.
Of course, “make more vagina eggs & candles” was top of the list.
The egg comment was a reference to jade eggs, the “healing” crystal egg that Goop sells on its website.
“Yoni eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and a Kegel-like physical practice. Insert the egg into your vagina and feel the connection with your body by squeezing and releasing the egg,” the site writes .
So many fans and celeb pals loved Apple’s wit.
“Hahahahaha she’s a genius,” added Mindy Kaling.
Booksmart director, Olivia Wilde, commented three clapping emojis.
One fan even questioned whether there’s a vagina candle/egg collab coming up:
You know that would sell out in seconds just like the vagina candle did!
When Gwyneth isn’t getting trolled mercilessly by her kids in quarantine, she’s been trying to keep busy.
Of course, this means a lot of Netflix & Chill.
And what’s a good TV sesh without some snacks like ice cream?
Like many parents around the world, her kids have been keeping her company as she works from home.
“WFH with some moral support,” she captioned this sweet photo of her and her kids.
The family even recently celebrated Moses’ 14th birthday!
With social distancing rules in place, his friends surprised him in cars with lots of birthday fun, such as presents, balloons, and signs.
Momma Paltrow was HYPED.
You’d think it was her birthday by how excited she was!
We’re so glad she documented this special moment since a lot of people celebrating birthdays during this time have missed out on their usual celebrations.
The proud mom also shared this adorable birthday tribute for Moses on Instagram.
We’re sure he had a cake at some point, too!
Let’s just hope to all that’s good and holy that there wasn’t a vagina-scented candle on top!
