Friend’s Ketchup Scheme Spirals Out of Control

We all have that one friend who’s a little too passionate about something, right? Well, in this case, our protagonist’s friend, Zoltar (fake name), has a borderline obsessive love for ketchup. He’s been experimenting with recipes, and now he’s convinced he’s created the ultimate ketchup. But his plan to break into the ketchup game has taken a bizarre turn, and it’s causing some serious friendship drama.

Ketchup Connoisseur

The Ultimate Ketchup Creation

Taking Aim at Heinz

A Ketchup Scheme is Born

Memorizing Lines and Ketchup Dreams

Chiming in on Ketchup Critiques ️

Enter the Ketchup Chef ‍

A Ketchup Revelation

Ketchup Trumpet Call

Getting the Manager Involved

Surprise and Embarrassment

The Grand Plan

A Firm No ✋

Ruining Dreams?

Friendship on the Rocks

Ketchup Chaos: A Friendship at Stake

So, our ketchup-obsessed friend, Zoltar, has come up with an elaborate plan to break into the ketchup market, and it’s causing some serious tension among friends. With a script, acting, and a grand finale involving the restaurant manager, Zoltar’s plan seems more like a theatrical performance than a business pitch. But when our protagonist refuses to participate, they’re accused of ruining Zoltar’s dreams. Now, their friendship hangs in the balance, and opinions are divided. Is our protagonist really the bad guy here, or is Zoltar’s ketchup scheme just too far-fetched?

Commenters find hilarious absurdity in friend’s ketchup hustle scheme

Commenter praises the ketchup genius and gets fake award

Ketchup scheme gets roasted for being fake and unsafe.

Homemade ketchup scheme faces legal and health risks

Ketchup chefs scheming or just passionate entrepreneurs?

Helpful advice for a friend’s outlandish ketchup business idea

Comparing to It’s Always Sunny, comment gets creative replies.

Cheering for Zoltar’s battle against Big Ketchup

Friend’s ketchup scheme gets support for being a hilarious disaster

Sandwich recipe drama continues with nostalgic NTA comment and replies

NAH comment suggests doing the stupid ketchup scheme for a fun story

When ketchup obsession goes too far

Starting at farmers markets is a smart idea

Skeptical commenters doubt the authenticity of the ketchup scheme

Friend’s ketchup scheme is a bad commercial script

Get ready for a musical extravaganza about ketchup!

Unraveling the mystery of the infamous “Ketchup Game”

Parks and Rec fans unite! Snake Juice reference appreciated

Seinfeld fans unite! Best episode ever

Commenter suggests making a movie about ketchup scheme hilarity

Confusion and disbelief in response to the article’s events

Homemade ketchup scheme criticized for poor planning and understanding of business.

Aspiring ketchup schemers unite!

A sandwich recipe guy collab? Sounds like a winning scheme!

Ketchup chef and a rollercoaster ride, NAH verdict reached

Commenter enjoys ketchup scheme, thinks it’s sitcom-worthy.

Fun fact about ketchup’s origins surprises commenter

Unconventional ketchup plan gets NTA approval

Former chef explains why friend’s ketchup scheme won’t work

Friend’s ketchup scheme is doomed to fail

Commenter doubts authenticity of friend’s ketchup prank

Commenter jokingly calls out friend for not promoting ketchup scheme

Commenter finds friend’s ketchup scheme hilarious

Commenter dismisses article as fanfiction, triggering no replies

Restaurant manager finds friend’s ketchup scheme amusing but unrealistic

Clever puns and a warning about restaurant industry repercussions ⚠️

Get permission to give samples at a busy location

NTA commenter recommends jellyfish jelly sandwich, Spongebob style

Commenter requests recording of cringy/funny ketchup scheme.

Commenter questions friend’s mental state in ketchup scheme

A ketchup tycoon in the making? NAH, just a funny friend

Restaurant worker shares their perspective on friend’s ketchup scheme.

Friend’s ketchup scheme called dumb and childish