Even penguins are getting dragged into Trump’s latest round of tariffs.
He’s slapped a 10 percent tax on imports from nearly everywhere — including two frozen, uninhabited islands near Antarctica.
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Trump says the goal is to ‘Make America Wealthy Again’. But the impact won’t just hit other countries — Americans will feel it too.
Last week, he announced “reciprocal tariffs” on about 60 countries. The plan kicked in April 2 — what he’s calling ‘Liberation Day’ — with the 10 percent baseline starting over the weekend.
Trump says it’s about making America wealthy again
Trump’s pushing this whole idea that the U.S. has been taken advantage of for years, and these tariffs are his way of fighting back.
He repeated the phrase “Make America Wealthy Again” while laying out his plan.
Then he went into dramatic mode, saying: “For decades our country has been looted, pillaged, raped and plundered from nations, near and far, from both friend and foe alike.”
He added, “It’s our declaration of economic independence.”
The new tariffs are hitting just about everyone
Most countries didn’t escape this one — except for Mexico and Canada, who got a pass because they’re already locked in their own trade issues with the U.S.
Some places got hit even harder. The EU got 20 percent. China was slapped with 54 percent. Japan and Thailand are at 24 and 36 percent, and those higher rates are coming into effect on April 9.
Even penguins are getting caught in the crossfire
This wasn’t limited to just people or governments either. Somehow, animals got dragged into it.
Near the bottom of the list of affected areas are the Heard and McDonald Islands — a couple of remote, icy Australian territories way down in the Antarctic.
There are no people living there. Just penguins and seals.
These islands don’t even have people or trade
Even though there’s no actual trade coming from these places, Trump still added them to the tariff list.
They’re some of the most remote islands on the planet. No ports, no businesses, nothing like that — just snow and wildlife.
Combined, they’re only a little bigger than Philadelphia. Still, they made the cut. Business Insider noted that a lot of people are scratching their heads about it.
People online are seriously confused (and amused)
Naturally, the internet had thoughts.
One person joked, “Those penguins have been mooching off the US for long enough. Their reign of terror has come to end.”
Another referenced JD Vance’s awkward Zelenskyy moment: “Did the penguins say thank you even once?”
Someone added, “Now Trump will have penguins angry at the United States? No one wants penguins angry with you. Look at what happened with Wallace and Gromit.”
And another: “Why stop at tariffs? I’m thinking war against the penguins.”
A pretend Trump quote made the rounds
A made-up quote pretending to be Trump also started making the rounds. It got shared a lot because it actually sounded like something he might say.
“Look, I love penguins. Everybody loves penguins. They’re wearing little tuxedos – very classy, very sharp. But here’s the thing – they’re not paying their fair share. Nobody talks about it!
“They’re down there in Antarctica, sliding around, eating all the fish – our fish, by the way – and what are they giving back? Nothing. Not even a handshake! So I said, maybe it’s time we put a tariff on penguins.”
The White House gave an actual reason
Eventually, someone from Trump’s team tried to clear things up. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick went on Face the Nation to explain.
Host Margaret Brennan called the tariffs “kind of random,” since the islands “quite literally [are] inhabited by penguins.” She even asked, “Did you use AI to generate this?”
Lutnick laughed and said no — it’s about closing loopholes. If a place gets left off, countries might reroute goods through it, like China did after the 2018 tariffs.
Trump doesn’t want loopholes anymore
Lutnick said Trump knows about the loopholes and wants them gone. “He’s going to fix that,” he said.
Even remote, penguin-only islands got hit — just to block every possible route.
“This is about national security,” Lutnick said. “We need to make medicine, semiconductors, ships, steel, aluminum.”
“Come on, we need the greatness of America to actually be built in America, and he’s tired of getting ripped off by the rest of the world.”
Critics aren’t buying it at all
Plenty of people aren’t convinced. The whole penguin angle especially had critics raising eyebrows.
One person on X joked: “[Lutnick] really hit the Sunday circuit like, ‘We had to hit the penguins with tariffs… just in case.’ Sir. Be serious. Nobody’s smuggling microchips through Antarctica. Ain’t no penguin cartel laundering goods through the McDonald Islands.”
Someone else wrote: “They screwed up and are definitely trying to style it out.”
And another comment pointed out: “Then I notice Mars is conspicuously absent from the list.”
The penguins haven’t commented yet. Probably too busy sliding around.
