A great mind once said, “To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems!” No, it wasn’t Benjamin Franklin, or Oscar Wilde, or Shakespeare, it was obviously Homer Simpson. And, it is that kind of cyclical, self-destructive logic that has informed the entirety of my life ⏤ and I have no regrets about that fact!
So, whether you’re looking forward to that cheeky glass of wine on a Friday night, or enjoying one right now, here are a handful of drinking quotes that just make sense.
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Do You Hear me Susan!
Yeah, Susan, wherever and whoever you are, I hope you’re taking note of this! Because I sure as h**l aren’t!
Walk A Mile In My Shoes!
You’ll probably also end up moaning about how sore your feet are once you’re leaving the wine bar as well! So watch out!
Last Updated on April 28, 2020 by Paddy Clarke
