Everybody knows what it’s like to have a bad day . It can be a terribly defeating feeling that often leaves you thinking anything that can go wrong, will go wrong .
But as bad as you might think you’ve got it, make no mistake — the plight of a pregnant woman is far worse. In fact, chances are that pregnant women are always having a worse day than you.
Have you ever been so immovable that you couldn’t even bend over to pick up a playing card?
This absolutely kills me; you know that the card lying face down is of course the final 5 that this mom needs to close up the book.
Can somebody please get her a reaching stick?!
What do you do when your own shirt can’t contain you?
This Instagram user and soon-to-be mother popped a button right off her shirt!
I hate wearing buttons even under the best of circumstances. If it were me, I’d just lose the shirt entirely.
Have you ever wound up wearing your pregnancy cravings?
This is precisely how I look whenever I eat a powdered donut, so I’m confused?
Are you not supposed to get the powdered sugar all over your person; how would that even work?
What do you say to a jerk who parks so close that you can’t even get into your own car?
This type of tomfoolery really grinds my gears.
I’d almost be tempted to wait around until the person returned to their vehicle, just so I could give them a piece of my mind.
Do you know what happens to prenatal vitamins when they’re left in a car under the hot sun?
The same thing that happens to all gummy/hard candy — it melts.
This certainly looks unappealing, but I’m sure it would still taste just the same. Although the texture may leave something to be desired…
Would you like your waffles crispy or extra crispy?
Father-to-be Jeriel Farias made this post on his Instagram after his wife was unsuccessful at making breakfast.
He captioned the post “Im [sic] not saying that she has pregnancy brain …I mean it’s also possible that she made chocolate waffles.”
What do you do when your ankles swell up to the point where you can barely walk?
Lisa captioned the photo “Pregnancy cankles. Frantically drinking water , but they’re still swollen.”
I don’t know about you but my feet hurt just from looking at this photo. Does anything help swollen ankles during pregnancy?
When your pregnancy pillow is stolen not once, but twice!
I understand not wanting to wake a sleeping puppers, but a sleeping man?! There’s no chance.
Also, who sleeps like that? This guy is straddling one body pillow while putting the other in a chokehold. For all that comfort this pose sure does look uncomfortable.
Have you ever tried to shave but had to stop because you couldn’t see your own feet?
If ever there was a time to stop shaving, not being able to see your own feet over your protruding stomach is definitely it.
Bask in the glory and enjoy going au natural for a while is what I’d recommend.
Bear witness to a massacre of pickles.
One look at this picture triggers the voice in my head to scream “NOOOOO!”
I really hope that those pickles weren’t a craving. There’s nothing worse than arriving home from the store only to have to turn around and go all the way back.
Do you know how it feels to have your circulation cut off in your fingers?
Ouch! That looks like it hurts. Judging from the deep indentations on this pregnant mother’s fingers, those rings must have been difficult to get off.
Hopefully, it will only be a matter of weeks before she’s once again able to accessorize properly.
This kind of horror show only happens when a pregnant mother is starving.
I would be crushed if this happened to me. All I can say is that I hope to god there’s another pack of cheesy shells lying somewhere in the freezer.
Otherwise — there would be hell to pay.
So close, yet so far…
Instagram user Joslyn Nelson captioned this photo “Pregnancy brain fail!! I turned on the slow cooker with the roast in it for supper tonight. But I forgot to plug it in……”
Luckily, Joslyn realized her mistake before it was too late.
When somebody asks “how’s your pregnancy going?”
Just show them this photo and they’ll get the gist.
I wonder how long it took for this pregnant momma to realize that she’d left the house with two different shoes on her feet?
Have you ever had to literally plug your nose to keep from vomiting?
The smell of freshly baked asiago bagels is enough to make the majority of people drool like a dog — but not @crystaliodawn.
Her sense of smell became so sensitive during pregnancy that the warm bread and cheese made her throw up !
