Look, life gets busy and despite our best efforts, intimacy can find its way to very bottom of our “to do” lists. Coincidentally, so can our husbands, but I digress.
Scheduling some much-needed alone time with your S.O. can make it feel like a business meeting, but spontaneity just isn’t possible when you end most days feeling so emotionally and physically drained that rolling over feels like an Olympic sport.
With all this working against you, one very big question remains: what’s a girl got to do to get a little action around here? Well, as it turns out, it can be as easy as lighting a candle… sort of.
This sexy times candle from Etsy retailer Lunar Landings is perfect for when you’re in the mood and need to get that point across ASAP.
It’s no secret that men aren’t exactly pros at picking up hints. Thankfully, this helpful candle will give them the least subtle hint possible. Oh, you need it spelled out for you? Here you go.
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It’s sort of like the Bat-Signal for letting your man know you’re hot-n-ready like a damn Little Cesar’s pizza.
The candle even comes with its own directions for any man who might need a little help understanding its purpose.
As the label explains, “When this candle is lit, I want you to come here and give me that ‘dad bod.'”
I’m sure he’ll appreciate your forwardness and you’ll definitely appreciate him understanding your mood when it hits because we all know those moments are far and few between. Gotta take advantage of them while we can, right?
You can even personalize your candle with any message you want.
Make it nice or make it naughty — it’s your world sis, do what you gotta do to make this happen tonight .
The best part? Each hand-poured soy candle is eco-friendly, vegan, and you can customize your scent from 14 totally enticing options to suit your bedroom mood. What gets you going? Piña coladas? Sandalwood? Blueberry cobbler? They’ve got you covered.
If your hubby needs a little help reading your mood when it hits, this candle is definitely for you.
You can pick one up over on Lunar Landings’ official Etsy page for $12.45 to $30, depending on the size of candle you choose. While you’re there, check out some of the other incredible and hilarious candles this retailer has to offer because they are all total gems and definitely Christmas-worthy.
This holiday season, give your man the gift of a frickin clue because by golly, it’s about time someone did.
