Amy Schumer Shares The Joke She 'Wasn't Allowed' To Make At The Oscars

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It's become perfectly clear that the fallout from the 94th Academy Awards isn't going away any time soon. Fans, critics, and fellow celebrities are still reeling after witnessing Will Smith assault Chris Rock on national television.

In an attempt to move on and gain some levity from the situation, host Amy Schumer has once again begun performing stand-up. During a recent performance in Las Vegas, she revealed all the jokes that she wasn't allowed to tell on Oscar night.

The 94th Academy Awards was one of the most memorable nights in the history of Hollywood.

Not for Troy Kotsur winning "Best Supporting Actor" and not because Jane Campion became only the third woman ever to win "Best Director". Rather, it was because Will Smith assaulted presenter Chris Rock.

Rather, it was because Will Smith assaulted presenter Chris Rock.

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Aside from the glaringly obvious, there were other points of controversy that occurred throughout the evening.

As there always must be during any Academy Awards show, right?

Suffice it to say that a handful of host Amy Schumer's jokes didn't land — specifically one wherein she referred to Oscar-nominee Kirsten Dunst as a "seat filler."

Recently, while performing stand-up at Las Vegas' Mirage Theater, Amy recounted the events of the evening to her audience.

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“I was kind of feeling myself…and then all of a sudden Ali was making his way up,” Schumer joked in reference to Will's 2001 sports biopic, Ali.

“All I can say is that it was really sad, and I think it says so much about toxic masculinity," Amy lamented.

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The comedian once again reiterated just how upsetting the whole situation was and reasoned that there was only one way to comfort herself (and the audience).

And that would be by telling all the jokes that she was barred from saying on Oscar night.

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“I want to preface these Oscar jokes by saying that my lawyer said not to say these," Amy began.

But that can't stop her!

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She then instructed her audience that they weren't allowed to tell anyone and also that if she spilled the tea — that they couldn't get mad at her for doing so.

Amy then began recalling all the material that was deemed too controversial for Oscar night.

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Among the fodder was a quip about Joe Rogan taking Ivermectin to "cure" COVID-19, as well as a thinly veiled allusion to the sexual assault charges that have been levied against actor James Franco.

But the coup de grâce of Amy's routine was an off-color comment involving actor Alec Baldwin.

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Don’t Look Up is the name of a movie?" Schumer asked the crowd rhetorically. "More like don’t look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin’s shotgun.”

Amy's joke is making reference to the terrible shooting tragedy that occurred on the set of the now-suspended film, 'Rust'.

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While Alec was filming a gunfight scene, the prop weapon he was using misfired — fatally injuring renowned cinematographer Halyna Hutchins.

“I wasn’t allowed to say any of that but you can just come up and [clock] someone,” Schumer reflected.

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While there's no denying that Schumer's dark sense of humor isn't for everyone, it does pale in comparison.

Especially when juxtaposed with an A-list movie star slapping a comedian across the face.

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Before Amy took center stage on April 2nd, the Oscar host wrote via social media on March 30th about how she found the incident "disturbing."

She wasn't the only one either, many people echoed the same thing online.

Amy Schumer in black sweats and sunglasses.
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Amy also made sure to point out just how much pain and anger she saw exhibited through Will Smith's actions.

“Anyway, I’m still in shock and stunned and sad," Amy said.

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"I’m proud of myself and my cohosts. But yeah. Waiting for this sickening feeling to go away from what we all witnessed."

Judging from the worldwide response to the "Hitch-Slap" incident, Amy isn't the only one.

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Hopefully, everyone can move forward best they can, and I certainly hope that the hosts come back to do another year at the Oscars. They were hilarious!