30 Amazing People Who Needed More Supervision Than A Toddler With Scissors

I like how it is more expensive to add bacon than it is to order the entire veggie burger meal and drink. What kind of bacon are they using? Is it fried in gold?

That cat does not look like it is playing around, make fun of it at your own peril. Look at those cold, dead eyes. Those are the sorts of eyes that pierce the very depths of your soul.

I really admire the ballsiness of it, but I know for a fact that each and every one of my teachers would have just marked this as a zero. Still, I bet it felt good while they were writing it out at least!

"So Lilly, what was the outcome of your experiment?"

"The cat died."

"Oh... Well, that is a very interesting experiment. Maybe we should ask your parents to come in and tell us more."

"They didn't fare any better agains the electricity I'm afraid Miss..."

If you want to plant a Terminator tree in your own back yard, then all you need is one limb of a previously time-travelled robot from the future. Simply plant this limb in your yard and pour oil onto it regularly.

"Hi...can I get a kid's meal please."

"Look, you do realise that it is a typo on the side outside right? I just feel as though I need to tell you that."

"Ah."

"Still want the meal?"

"I actually don't think I'm that hungry."

Offices love to put up pictures of famous people with vacuous sentimental slogans posted over their faces. It doesn't matter if they didn't say the things, we can just make famous people from history say whatever we want!

I love it so much. The person who posted this needs to hold on to this friend and cherish them for the rest of their life. This level of genius innocence is a very rare thing indeed.

Having looked at this photo, I am now confident that I have stared into the face of the purest evil known to man.

This guy's work ethic is either really good or really bad, I just cannot work it out. I bet that the other drivers on the road really loved this guy.

I never understood how people could eat someone else's lunch. I mean, seriously, how entitled do you have to be to think that eating someone else's food is an okay thing to do?

"My buddy is a Dodgers fan. I'm a Giants fan. We had a friendly $20 bet on who would win the NLDS. Here is the $20 I will be giving him Monday," wrote the pesky individual who posted this.

So this person's sister just goes around tearing the hearts out of cats then, yeah? One person did explain:

"Best guess it that her arm is in the cats armpit from a skeletally perspective. BUT there is a whole lot of cat bunched up in the cats right arm from a...meat perspective."

This is a bit if a pissy message from someone who owns a replica sword store. You would think that, if you opened a replica sword store, you'd expect people to come in and do this sort of thing.

So, if I am reading this correctly, then this guy is not allowed to eat after 22:00 due to the fact that he going to be chased around by Mike Myers at 8:00 the following morning.

The idea of someone taking their shoes off in a public toilet is making me feel sick. Also, why would you wiggle your toes around? Were they getting off on this?

I have definitely seen more poorly executed tattoos. I just don't think that there has ever been a kitchen appliance that I have care about enough to get immortalised on my body.

The poor person who posted this, explained:

"Some non-municipal company started digging up me and my neighbours lawn with no disclosure to put some internet service in, broke all the sprinkler systems..."

Many individuals were very quick to share their ideas of how to deal with this inconsiderate person. However, the most favored response was, "open tray table, close it, turn to lock." Something tells me that this person has experienced this a lot before now.

"My grandfather's diary from 1952, Jan 31st was my mum's birthday: 'Spent evening at Harpers (his favorite pub) while Phylis ( grandma ) had the baby," wrote this person.

And yes, it does indeed look as though the entry for February 1st was as follows: "Took the office out drinking. Saw Phyllis at the bar."

That dog looks as though it has just lost its closest friends to this restaurant. It is just staring off into the distance, wondering if this will be the time that it doesn't make it out alive.

I would not be so quick to correct this kid's work if I were their teacher. Seems as though this kid might have some unresolved issues that should be dealt with rather sharpish!

A lot of people make the mistake of thinking that charity shops are just free places to dump their trash. They either read the sign and just didn't care or they...actually, no, that's the only option here.

This guy should really have brought someone with him to talk to about Waiting For Godot endlessly, as well as a hat or two to farce around with perhaps. There is a play in this somewhere!

My nan used to have a cat that meowed as though it had been smoking seventy cigs a day since it was a kitten, so maybe it actually had been doing that without us realising!

There had better be a damn good reason as to why the person installing that chandelier thought that this was an appropriate thing to do. Although, even if there was a good excuse, I's still be furious.

I can't believe it's not butter...

There it is folks, the joke you have all been waiting for, a legitimate organic emergence of an "I can't believe it's not butter joke." You're welcome!

I had never heard of this particular type of ice cream, but apparently they are pretty common in Australia. Regardless of what they are called though, this opening method is an absolute abomination!

"Hi, can I get another popcorn please."

"Sir, this is your third popcorn, please tell me that you didn't put the last one under the hand dryer again."

"Can I just get the popcorn and a little less judgement please?"

This is a biblically good look. I reckon that Jesus would have been rocking this in his awkward years. Don't ask me how I know that, I just do.