30 People Whose Madness Had A Method...You Just Had To Look Incredibly Close

This is one of the weirdest and most impressive work arounds that I have ever laid eyes on. It's just so many wires! Good to see they are also getting their gains as well, judging from the random bucket of protein included!

$40 seems like a pretty good price for something like this actually! I mean, I don't know what I would do with it, as I don't know many doors that I would need to ram open, but it's got to be worth buying...right?

And yet they just abandoned this delicious-looking sandwich onto a dirty bench after bringing it to life? No one is going to want to eat this now, what a waste of a perfectly good sandwich.

I love that she is looking at him with such despair, as though she is thinking, "Okay Dad, it's very funny. Now can I have an actual transformer costume please?!"

I like where this guy's head is at, he is getting fresh air and he doesn't have to engage with anyone except the local pigeons. Although, he is still managing to look pretty stressed out!

I can kind of see the thinking here, but that doesn't make it any less stupid. Kids have a right to know what time it is for God's sake, surely? Did this teacher also forbid the kids from wearing watches?

I think that a lot of places should just adopt a policy of, "If you think you can do better than our staff then fill out an application form today!" Although, that could also backfire...

This sounds as though the cats have written it. The use of "Sun time" to describe daylight and "No sun time" to describe nighttime is just downright incredible. Also, the complaints will be there, trust me on that.

A lot of people out there tend to leave public bathrooms without washing their hands. This extreme measure will make sure that even the grossest hands get clean. You can run, but you can't hide!

The main reason behind this one is that the person who did this is a solid-gold prat. What a uniquely prick-ish thing to do.

The parent who posted this eerie image explained:

"My dog ate just the face of my kid's favorite cat toy. She asked me to just sew the cats face hole shut, which would just be so fucking creepy. So, I'm sitting here while she's gone doing a full on stuffy face transplant. Don't have kids."

I wonder why anyone felt the need to leave a micro terrarium outdoors. It's just a bigger version of the terrarium! Unless... someone wanted the bottle to be found. Maybe it's part of some greater mystery.

This has just given me an idea for my next side hustle. Melted candle scraps? Turn them into candle monsters and sell them online for double the original candle price. It's a foolproof business idea!

I'm sure the key design was supposed to be cute, but the company clearly didn't think too far ahead. The wear, coupled with the keyring going directly through one of the smiley face's eye, makes the key look a little more upsetting than anything else.

I don't know why they would choose to build around a Bud Ice can instead of around a proper drink, but that's their choice. Also, if they can lift 20x their own body weight, then I dread to think how much they can drink.

This is a picture where the longer you look at it, the worse it gets. Why bother paying top-dollar for a professional to remove a tree when you can get this guy for the price of a pack of cigs.

Even though this is incredibly satisfying, it's also making me feel bad about my life. Mostly because I would never have the kind of patience you'd need to get my own charging cables wrapped up this nicely.

It is pretty telling that he drew the little version of him with a sad face. He either hates math or this is just his concentration frown.

On the plus side, you probably won't end up accidentally scratching yourself with these pineapples. And yet... something about the lack of leaves is so unnatural. I can't even tell if the trade-off is worth it.

Spending 18+ months walking around looking for tools may not be the kind of hobby I'd ever indulge in, but I can appreciate the hustle. This person probably never has to pay for tools again.

Even though the likely story is that this little toy was dropped by some unwitting kid and then stuck underneath the sidewalk after it got paved, I like to think that someone actually put it there on purpose, as some kind of time capsule-type thing.

The fact that they put "BITTEN" in all caps here is absolutely hilarious. I mean, what were the odds that no one would notice they were "BITTEN" from the state of the pictures they uploaded?

"This happened more than you think. [I] work in restoration ecology, just in my neck of the woods, we've pulled cars out of several sites where they were used as the base of flood walls/stream bank stabilization, etc. Record was 56 cars along a ~1/2 mile stretch of river. Used to create a levy keeping the floodwater out of a crop field. Was there for over 50 years," explained one individual.

He fulfilled the brief and got the intended message across. This kind of out-of-the-box thinking should be rewarded! Although, it is more likely to actually get you fired, so good job...I guess.

Ah yes, the old bait-and-switch. Get your customers to think they're being forced to use tiny porta potties, only for them to open the door to normal restrooms. That's some evil genius work right there.

In theory, this makes sense. But imagine being this girl's parents and forgetting she does this. It'd be like walking into a crime scene every time you go into her bedroom.

Is that rock pulling tongues at me? I feel as though it is. Still, it's good that he is keeping an eye on things.

This is incidentally what happens when you put your PS5 in a boil wash. Sure, it doesn't work as well, but it is incredibly portable!

One individual did point out, "That company is now going to receive so many drawing requests, they'll develop mad artistic skills and are going to be sold for millions!"

That is a pretty loose definition of the term "slightly used" that they have right there. I wonder if it did its job and protected the phone it was attached to at the very least!