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30 Hilarious Moments That Were Suspiciously Perfect

There are some moments that we come across which can leave us scratching our heads and questioning the nature of reality...okay, might have gotten a bit ahead of myself there.

However, on a decidedly less serious and more fun-orientated vein, please enjoy these 30 hilarious moments that were suspiciously perfect.

"My daughter asked her dad to be launched into my photo where she struck this pose. Now she is convinced she is a real superhero."

A parent with a similar experience pointed out, "No better time as a dad launching your kid into the pool or lake. No worse time than when she says 'do it again' after about 50 takes and you cant lift your arms anymore."

"Due to squirrel."

"Australian squirrel trapper" is a job description that blows all other job descriptions out of the water.

"I heard my 5-year-old' say 'I just sawed dead people,' in a VERY concerned voice. Turned around to see this."

I wonder how many people would steal those mannequins out of there, those are the people you need to be keeping an eye on.

"Sold!"

Wow, they actually made a very philosophical mug somewhat by accident. I'd buy this mug that's for sure!

"An employee with a sense of humor."

That expression kind of accurately sums up God's apparent relationship with humanity thus far as well.

The Ultimate Photo...

The person who posted this explained the backstory to this picture: "A few years ago I wrangled my way on stage at a Willie Nelson show to get this pic. A friend toured with Willie a while after this and I asked her to see if he remembered it. His exact quote 'I may get high everyday but there's no way in hell I'd forget a 6 foot hotdog.'"

Hang In There Kev!

I have heard of much worse presents than an electronic crossword puzzle as well...like a jar of pickled eggs.

"Now I know why they're always employing new people."

"So, what would you say is your best quality?"

"I'm pretty responsible and..."

"No, I mean, what part of your body would you say is the best to eat?"

"My parents' cats were finally being nice to each other, but things quickly changed when I tried to take a picture."

If you're also wondering why they apparently have a livestream of their bathroom in the kitchen, the person who posted this did clear that up. They wrote, "We were watching HGTV! I guess I took the photo when the screen was showing the bathroom on the show."

"The room number for mammogram testing spells out 'boob.'"

I like to imagine that they designed the entirety of this hospital around making this a reality.

"This is the most perfect photo I have taken in my 7 years as a cat owner."

"Look, Dave, I bring you dead mice and birds all the time, the least you could do is give me a bite of that burger."

"I wonder if he is standing there on purpose."

He must have been standing there for some time if a sculpture had the time to capture his likeness in stone!

"It's hard to imagine a universe where this wasn't planned."

I am sure that the arts departments on these two floors are thrilled by the amount of "fart" jokes they hear.

"The car's owner was so lucky to have the cat there."

Crashing your car is one thing, but to then have a cat use your tires as a scratching post after you've crashed is just rubbing salt in the wound.

Steady On Taco Bell!

I wonder how many times the staff had to ask people to put their pants back on before they changed the layout of this sign.

Trying To Get The "Best" ID Photo...

"I have a long-standing battle with my buddy for the most ridiculous photo ID. My wife suggested I wear my mother's hot pink bathrobe and 'Gary Busey' my hair for my new DRIVER'S LICENSE photo, so I did," this wonderful person explained.

"BLT with cheese."

"That's only like that because that's how we write BLT with cheese."

"Ah okay, no worries."

"But I do also think you're a bitch."

"Oh..."

Now They've Done It...

If there is one person that you do not want to incur the wrath of, it is Peter Dinklage.

"My wife and I are professional photographers. She wanted pics of each of us with our oldest dog. This is mine."

It looks kind of as though that little dog is doing the can-can, in a somewhat terrifying way.

"Shirt looks like it was made for me!"

That man is really doing his utmost to find the positive in a situation that a lot of people could wallow in.

Very Suspicious...

Well, now I just cannot wait for an Alien Vs Lincoln sequel, what a film that would be!

That's Not A Pepper...

Unbelievably, the individual who posted this explained, "So yesterday as I was messing around with USB sticks to install Windows I lost the cap of a red USB. I don't know how it ended up here but I found it today in the pasta dish I made yesterday night, almost perfectly disguised as a piece of red pepper."

"The cookie I bit into looks like a chocolatey stoplight."

All that this is doing is making me want a cookie. Christ I am easily swayed.

"How well our movers Tetris-d our stuff."

This is so incredibly satisfying to look at. It would be a shame to unpack it again!

"They definitely knew..."

Whatever you do, just make sure that you do not stop at any point when you're on this road!

"A hummingbird chilled on my phone today."

Maybe this little fella just wanted to play a game of Angry Birds or check the weather forecast.

"I can't believe I actually got a picture of the cops pulling over the Emergency Donut Vehicle."

"Am I getting a ticket?"

"Well, that all depends on how many free donuts you happen to be giving away."

"Don't mind if I do."

They found their marketing niche and by God they're using it to their advantage! To each their own!

Aren't They All?

Based upon my own personal experience, the word "fragile" can be applied to all artists in one way or another.

"This GameStop next to this Smashburger really highlight the similarities between both of their logos."

"Can I borrow your homework?"

"Sure, just change some of it so it's not identical okay?"

"Sure, whatever you say."

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