20 People Who Took Laziness To A Whole New Level

Based on the state of the floor underneath this, I'm not surprised that this "contraption" exists.

Mufasa hanging on by a thread as per usual. Me? I would never.

I can't say that I understand why they didn't just use their hands, but I guess that it is kind of ingenious?

Fine, fine. I'll zip it. Or Zip TIE it. Wait, never mind. I'm not zip-tying anything. You saw NOTHING.

I am assuming that this "cape" is actually more like a bedsheet tied around their neck rather than a real cape.

What kind of award do I get for being super tired, super dehydrated, super behind on all my work, and super great at doing my taxes late. Key to the city? My own comic series? Anything?

I think that "laying on the pillows" and "[eating] chips" would be two of my defining character traits as well.

But this only works if we are all HONEST, okay? Agreed? Okay, I'll go first. I am best at begging my boyfriend to go out on a hike and then refusing to take a water bottle with me but getting overheated halfway through and picking fights over nothing instead of just like, having water.

Well the old saying goes, "A FaceTime-d pot never boils"! That's the age-old expression I'm fairly certain of it.

And yeah, I'm aware that I'm saying I prefer to look at my own reflection in a pot filled with wet noodles. Noodles over Brad literally any day of the week.

This might be a very early prototype of a flying car... A very, very early prototype that is!

I know that most of you will be like "I expected cars to drive themselves by now" but my vibe was more like "I was very VERY convinced that the world was going to end in 2012 so really, I didn't think the earth would be around long enough for us to devolve into this severe of stupidity.

I would be primarily worried that pigeons or seagulls would peck away at the bag and steal my food while it was on its way up!

No one? Just me? If my dining experience doesn't threaten my life, I DON'T WANT IT.

There has to be an interesting reason behind this, surely? Unless the reason is just that the builder was drunk!

There we go, the perfect comparison!

I suppose that there is also the chance that Shutterstock are the first company to own a planet, only for them to use Mars as a giant advert?

For legal reasons, I cannot make a good joke by also posting a shuttershock photo but TRUST ME the joke would've been very funny. You just have to trust me.

It actually lines up pretty well, I've seen much worse attempts at "fixing" a problem that's for sure.

Don't stifle my...creativity! That's what it is. Creativity. Definitely.

This seems like it is probably some sort of health and safety risk, right? I feel like I would just be waiting for that to fall on someone's head.

Daredevils don't make themselves.

No matter how much you may bury this dog in grass, she will never give up her favorite spot! I wish that I had this much resolve in life.

This is not a story I should be telling right now. It's, um...well, maybe I'll tell it at the end. Deal?

And yes, I'm aware that "Now I call that a Support Line" sounds like the worst Now! Music compilation CD ever.

Not that you'd know anything about SUPPORT, right Brad? You're about as supportive as a strapless bra.

"You only told me to remove the full stops from the bullet points, not the bullet point telling me to remove the full stops itself!"

"You are exhausting, Dave."

You should always get an editor for your work. Please bold this sentence. Please don't include the instructions in the actual article.

Did they even heat up that can of refried beans or do you reckon they just had it nice and cold?

What can I say? I'm not housewife material.

I genuinely do not understand how this catastrophe could ever come about? It hurts to look at.

I know, I KNOW. You want to hear THE story I promised a little earlier. It's coming! Unlike...other things. If you know you know.

What is even worse is that this cat was meant to be working the checkout at the time as well!

Brad was a real "mattress on the ground with no fitted sheet" kind of guy.

"I thought that the board was a part of the wall..."

"Really? That's the rock you're going to die on?"

We can't all be Bob Ross!

I mean, drilling in a vent is a lot easier than fixing busted drywall. They really though outside of the box on this one.

I learned that from a certain special someone.

Wow, I wonder how many flowerbeds this mailman has done for thanks to this behaviour?

Brad used to be REALLY bad at mowing the lawn. Not from lack of skill, but from pure laziness. He often would not clean the clumped-up grass from inside the mower before he used it, nor would he (and this is key), check to see if there was dog poop in the yard before he mowed the lawn. Call it double lazy, if you will.

So one day, he goes to mow, and the mower is making all these sounds like JGJJJHJHNMMMMMGRRRRRRRRRRSPPPPPPPPPP which are not cute. But he carries on because who has time to do it properly? And while he is distracted trying to push the mower, he runs over a big 'ol pile of poop, the mower sucks it up, and suddenly, there is poop spray EVERYWHERE. Against the house siding. All over the grass. In his HAIR. And do you want to know what this man does? Runs his HEAD under the GARDEN HOSE and KEEPS MOWING. And that, my friends, is the laziest thing I've ever seen.