Apparently, Marilyn Monroe never said, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," but it's still kinda funny to think about what that "worst" really is.
Some people scream horrible things at 13-year-olds when they play games online, others park wherever and however they feel like, while others still make up quotes that celebrities never said.
But no matter how your dark side can come out, you'll probably find something familiar on this list.
Like, did they just randomly buy stuff? Because I'm not sure I could think of enough things I'd want to make this possible.
I'll look the other way if this is some weird insurance scam, but I don't know any other reason why this is near something so flammable.
This has to be the only city where the paths come with cryptic warnings like "Stay away" or "This just goes off a cliff."
I just know that sooner or later, one's gonna make a sudden move and the other will be in for a rough ride.
Remember, kids. If someone asks you to wait while they go get the money, hold their clean laundry hostage until you actually see it.
Words to live by.
I checked, it's not like that shoe would affect his visibility. And no, I didn't actually put my shoe in my mouth. Come on, now.
Because unless they weren't worried about minor details like who these men are and why they're all staring so creepily, that shop — and any others she tries — might be mysteriously "closed."
Undoing his seat belt and hanging off this handle could be dismissed as hyper kid's stuff, but shouldn't he look like he's enjoying it?
Instead, he seems single-mindedly focused on ruining his cousin's day.
Because unless the Arizona heat warped that door or something, this is Photoshop. As Ice Cube said, "You ain't got to lie to kick it."
And before you think I'm kicking someone when they're down, this guy definitely did this on purpose.
It's the third time he's tried it...this year. Just hit a theme park, dude.
After all, it's all fun and games until you set the machine too far back and suddenly, you're running from dinosaurs.
Because whoever drove this probably thought they'd be fine, and now they have a smushed truck, a grounded boat, and a whole lotta regrets.
I've never had a reason to swear revenge on a specific crosswalk before, but that's the only way this makes any sense.
But I guess it's better to be lazy than evil. Think about it: She could run this game next to a room with a "do not disturb" sign.
Sure, it takes a lot of effort to jack the car up and swap that out, but don't underestimate the motivational power of spite.
I really hope whoever did this person wrong isn't stupid enough to think they're playing after this. They should know how close this was.
This is definitely the kind of message you put in as many languages as possible. You wanna be as sure as possible that you never have to see that nonsense again.
But alas, his deadly strike is only getting him grounded and his new treasure resold on Craigslist.
Even if that leads to a pool and not just a slab of concrete, I still don't think it's working like they hoped.
I also don't envy anybody who has to share this room because the smell alone is gonna make work difficult.
From experience, I can tell you that once the party involves a bunch of stuff getting burnt in the middle of the street, it's probably a good time to leave.
It's not long after that happens that people usually start getting arrested.
I would actually respect him a lot more if he did after this little episode.
After all, where he does get off judging how good we are if he's out here peeing lights on people's lawns?
And even if they somehow survive this incredibly ill-conceived tiger prank, they'll probably be too busy running away to listen.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a guy dressed like this has so many drugs on him, but aren't dealers supposed to keep a low profile?
He better not be surprised that he got caught.
And unless Lord Farquaad is getting really aggressive about using Shrek's swamp, it seems likely that all those cans surrounding him are a big clue.
In fact, if you're not doing stunt work in a movie or something, I'm not sure there's any good reason for it.
Namely, whichever pet store employee somehow convinced them that this is a cat.
They've set this poor soul up for total chaos.
Considering how many reasons we have to be paranoid, it's not hard to imagine that someone has already ruined their ability to re-inflate their tires.
Although since the risk of being hit by a train apparently didn't deter this person from setting up the hammock in the first place, maybe they feel perfectly comfortable right now.
Every other instance I've heard of this involved a passenger getting so belligerent whether due to intoxication or other factors that their only option is to strap people in until the flight is over.
After all, it's not exactly like they can kick them off the flight at this point.
It's only a matter of time before fast food employees spread the secrets of the industry on the internet anyway. I guess they might as well get that part out of the way.
All I can advise is to take some deep breaths and repeat "This won't work like it does in Grand Theft Auto" until this truck turns onto another road.
Unless we're somehow getting a look at the interior of the Shutterstock café, somebody messed up.
Like, Froot Loops and Lucky Charms are certainly not good for you, but they at least taste better than this and are far less likely to get anyone addicted to tobacco.
This kind of thing may be a zany experience in cartoons and video games, but it's a lot more stressful in real life.
If they were horsing around and spinning out, you'd think that would leave a skid mark or an overturned sign or something.
Did the car fall from the sky?
But if she didn't OK this, it's not fair to pull this type of mess while she's stuck in stirrups.
Not only is the homie overestimating the guards in this, but he kinda neglected to mention that you have to zoom in three times to see them.
So you're telling me that we can't chill with Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, but we can have this whenever we want? What a crappy deal.
