14 People Who Already Know The Secret To Life

You really shouldn't have to wait to be happy. I could go for a game of Uno right now, and I don't even have grandchildren. Who could say "no" to Pizza Hut for dinner?

As I've gotten older, I can relate more to the villains in the shows and movies I used to enjoy. They accurately show that life never goes as planned.

Knowing myself, I would pull out the whole roll and pop it all at once. In a perfect world, there would be bubble wrap that could reinflate itself when needed.

I'm a firm believer that not everything should be mixed together. I mean, what's with the people who mix together all the slushie flavors? I might make an exception for this, though.

Apparently, I just have to keep an abundance of hot sauce in my cutlery drawer. I don't know how that one is so organized.

Not only will this help out when I'm lazy, but you have no idea how many tables I can't even reach because of my height.

It's good to know when you don't have the know-how to do something. I would just be happy with the excuse to make a cake.

Some people would argue that you can start to resemble your pet. I admire the people who just embrace this fact and go with the flow.

Shopping can sometimes be a hassle — especially when you are dodging a lot of people. This would definitely make for a more pleasant shopping trip.

It would be hard to lug this whole thing around, but I need it! I probably need a bigger cup, too.

I had a relative who used to take their teeth out at dinner table. I wouldn’t touch them for any amount of money.

Trust me, I like to avoid it whenever possible. Too bad this wasn't more of a permanent solution. I'll take whatever I can get.

As somebody who knows the hospital too well, it’s easy to get tired of the food and the overflow of gift shop trinkets. This kid knows things.

I would never lose my phone, either, although I would 100% forget where I put it. I guess it’s not for everyone.