There are a lot of unfortunate realities we're just supposed to accept in our daily lives. For instance, time flies when you're having fun and slows down when you're not.
But perhaps the worst of them is the fact that beds always feel the most comfortable when you have to leave them. And that's cruel enough even before you go through what the people on this list did.
If there's any bright side to this, it's that nobody's gonna ask to see her boarding pass because they'll read it before she gets to the front of the line.
I don't know what kind of equations make someone abandon their hopes and dreams like this, but it sure makes me glad I didn't major in physics.
Sadly, it seems like their noble dream of making their clothes more delicious remains distressingly out of their reach.
Hey, that's the best I can do. If you can think of a better silver lining to her problem, I'm all ears.
Since this person can't work up a nice cathartic rage at them, they're just left screaming at the sky like tragedy struck in an action movie.
Hmm, on second thought, that's kind of a big "if." Well, at she can say she got written up for being totally radical.
It seems like their facial expressions should be reversed, but I guess we all have our little masks to the world.
Who knows, maybe he'll show up to his first day of class and start a new hair trend! Orrrr, maybe just wear a hat...
But this scene has me asking a different question altogether. What did they do to whoever made these shoes that earned them such brutal revenge?
Plus it looks just like a real cup of tea, so he's probably gonna be paranoid about each one he sees now.
I guess it's just as well. This person isn't gonna get very far in life if it decides to lock the doors.
Well, if it's any consolation, at least the scar looks kinda cool. So it shouldn't be that hard to make up a much more intense story behind it.
And based on how that car seat is positioned, I'm guessing that the Tilt-A-Whirl's gonna be out of the question too.
Either way, some airborne invader is about to swoop down and mess up something precious to us. And it's not like we can eat that with all the bird germs.
And it doesn't look like there are enough materials there for an elaborate pulley system, so that's my idea shot.
You know, I'm gonna go with worse because by that point, it'll be cold and on the floor and she'll have missed her stop.
At least you're more likely to build a personal injury case against the school than you are against passing aliens.
And at least my mistake only ruined a tablecloth. This poor soul has to get a new rug and a new iron now.
I'm assuming we're catching this dude after he called the fire department but before he broke out the marshmallows. It seems like a logical order.
The other reasons are, of course, largely due to the horrible dumpster pile that is my body.
I also wish the "you had one job" thing worked with inanimate objects, but they're surprisingly hard to guilt.
When you're more than halfway deep in the water, maybe just a few more worries are called for.
That's a good way to get your mom home fast when you need her. Just don't expect anything other than a smack upside the head when she gets back!
And even when it's all over, there aren't enough heated seats in the world to make that driver comfortable.
Depending on the situation, this could've been either. At the very least, I'm sure this guy didn't plan for this!
Just stay seated with your feet under the desk — no one will ever notice. It also means you have at least two pairs of nice shoes, which is a general life win.
Like, OK world, I get that you need to work out some of your aggression issues, but a little warning would be nice.
That is, if banging your toe on a brick wall because you were half asleep and forgot your dad built one there counts as an adventure.
I just hope this mom doesn't live anywhere near a farm, because otherwise, that swarm of locusts on the forecast is really gonna do some damage.
I have to say, I'm pretty happy that I've never gotten this error message. What were you even doing, sir?
And yeah, I know it's gonna do whatever it's gonna do, no matter how I look at it. Still, it feels better to yell, "Ah ha, caught you!" than to just scream.
Power drills and corn on the cob are not for anyone, so lean a lesson from this girl, and do not try this!
