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35 Hidden Things That Couldn't Stay Secret

Finding a secret always feels too thrilling, even if it isn't anything important. We know something others don't and that remains between us and whoever started the secret in the first place.

To satisfy that need to know something private and not noticed by many, here's a whole list of hidden things that couldn't stay secret.

"This frog statue I found tied up on the roof of the house we just bought."

He's a tenant, actually. He lives under that cover and had just popped out to say hello to his new downstairs neighbors.

"Infinite Loop."

The last thing I need when reading a textbook of all things is a paradoxical issue.

"Toothbrush halfway up a cell tower I was climbing."

There's never a wrong time or place to maintain oral hygiene.

"Incredible sidewalk art."

Excuse you, that's not just art, those are peoples' homes! The local ants live there!

"Bottom Of Milk Carton."

I just woke up, I want to put some milk in my coffee but instead, you're causing me to have an existential crisis. Thanks.

"Paper airplane instructions inside an envelope."

Because in the midst of bills and other important adult documents, it's important to have some child-like fun too!

"Stephen King’s *Misery* paperback cover can be removed to reveal an alternate cover for *Misery’s Return*, the book that main character Paul Sheldon is forced write."

Imagine giving the second version to someone who has no idea what Misery is. What a trip that would be.

"After wearing this pair of sunglasses for about a month, I noticed this message."

You wore these so much that the message already started rubbing away! Imagine owning these and never spotting the message before it was faded forever!

"This USB dead drop in a brick wall."

So someone did figure out how to download a house...does that mean downloading a car is next?

"Mouse door, Downtown Fullerton."

Of course mice need their own door, do you expect them to open the giant ones made for humans?

"Found this in a Sprayground backpack."

Your secret's safe with me, Sprayground. Well, me and the thousands of other people who have and will see this.

"The tiniest hood ornament."

Who wants a jaguar or whatever else when you can have this? A loyal protector and leader for your journeys.

"Clearly."

Seems like a product/copywriter out there got a little fed up with pointing out the obvious.

"A crosswalk for snails."

And I thought waiting at a set of train tracks was long, you'd be sitting here for ages!

"Calculus under a bridge in Dover, England."

Everyone studies differently, maybe this person needs to spraypaint their issues hugely in order to really wrap their head around it.

"Beer that sends a message."

If any Carl knows someone who works at a beer factory, you might wanna reach out.

"The Irish passport has a tricolour flag binding."

Who knew Ireland was so detail-oriented? Cool!

"Just discovered our test shipping labels at work have a little Mario hidden in them."

Mario's latest adventure, traveling across the country as priority mail!

"Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions."

It's always good to be prepared. For every scenario.

"This table has been designed so it leaves heart shaped imprints in your carpet."

Just something so small and cute, a happy little moment when you least expect it!

"These frozen ribs know that you'll probably throw away the box before reading the instructions."

And you know what? They're right! Every time, without fail.

"Why are my dimes hitting on me?"

Don't question it, just take a compliment wherever you can get it.

"This giant water bottle handle."

Man, is it sure? Maybe if I squish it a little it'll fit.

"A happy little beam."

He loves his job, he loves being supportive!

"Self-aware Stats Textbook."

I'm glad it's the stats textbook, perhaps one of the dryest subjects (in my opinion) that would have this. They need a little levity.

"Tiny sign near the stage at the amusement park."

People in the comments were trying to guess what this even meant, with many settling on it being a 'don't talk/distract yourself during the performance' warning.

"The inside collar of my wife's new scrubs."

It's a good reminder! Nurses and many others that wear scrubs absolutely do save lives, and they ought to be celebrated whenever possible!

"Restaurant I visited yesterday had lots of secret messages (written on paper napkin rings) hidden in the rocks."

Imagine pulling one out that reads 'whatever you do, do not order the steak' right after you ordered the steak.

On The Wing.

Of all the things to spot on an airplane wing while in the air, this is probably the least panic-inducing.

"My bag of energy bars calling me out."

They don't know my life, sometimes I just consume caffeine for fun.

"Found on the bottom of an Xbox one S console."

What is it about a factory stamp that says 'hi' that makes me smile?

"Found on my beer can yesterday."

It's good to see someone out there showing the realities of having a family business!

"There's a pipeline underground, which prevented dew from forming on the grass."

No thanks, I like to live in ignorance of the near-magical ways essential things like water and power are transported. Makes life feel more exciting.

"Found on the inside flap of razor packaging."

I'm not sure if having a woolly mammoth is the best or worst mascot for a razor company.

"There’s math equations under my [center] console in the truck!"

In case your car breaks down on the side of the road and you need...the Pythagorean Theorem?