45 Hilarious Inventions That Aren’t That Crazy After All

I never thought of it like this, but that must have been one hell of a rough trial period to get through!

Sure, it might seem like a terrible mistake, but every immature person on the planet will be sharing this image and buying a shirt!

Yeah, but now we have parrots! And, if you've ever seen a parrot swearing, then you'll know that they make the world a much brighter place.

This way you can keep track of all of your kid's lost teeth! I mean, you'll never sleep soundly again as this thing will haunt your dreams, but that's just the price you pay.

I bet that the person who made this book feels like a right idiot when they see the amount of people using them nowadays.

I can't attest to how secure these doors are, but I've seen worse ideas in my time before now!

Okay, so this one is just downright crazy. However, I simply couldn't not include it, what a load of birks!

One thing is for sure, no one else is going to have one like that as well. Although, if they did have the same one, that would be really weird!

Who wouldn't want this?! I'd love to be able to creep out any of my guests with this nightmarish alarm!

I mean, I absolutely love chickens more than may be believable, so anything being turned into a chicken coop is a win from me!

Oh, God. Everything in my being is telling me to hate this. However, I can't help but want one sort of.

Ooh, well hark at thee with their "Platinum Debit" card. Very fancy indeed... I guess.

I know that these are a fairly sound idea but I know that my dog would chew that thing to pieces in an instant!

I cannot handle how close that syrup is to spilling over the sides of that plate and making everything in the vicinity unbearably sticky.

Look, it's gonna keep your face covered and it's sure as hell gonna get people to keep away from you, so that's something!

You know what, I think that I may genuinely buy this set for myself, I always wanted to be a sexy burger and now no one can stop me! Well, my partner might.

You never know when you may need a smaller version of your car in a pinch, or an even smaller version of your smaller version of your normal car for that matter!

Kids nowadays are just getting smarter and smarter. Well, either that or lazier and lazier, but either way works.

This would actually be really good for crowd surfing on as well! Still, it is truly hideous though.

Yep, the physics of that statement definitely checks out. There's no need to look it up, just take my word for it!

My first instinct was to ask, "Why?! Dear God, Why?!" Although, it does look kind of warm and comfy!

Cupholders are a thing of the past, the only way forward nowadays is with pizzaholders!

These are a must-have accompaniment for your car's pizzaholder! I mean, you don't want to be using a standard pizza cutter like a plebeian do you?!

I love having to bend the hell out of my nice picture that I have taken the effort to get printed out!

I don't know, I feel like I would be constantly catching things on the edges of it! Although, it is impressive!

Sure, they may be so hideous that they make me want to pour oven cleaner into my eyes, but you can shred a carrot with them!

Hmmm, looks to me like this game might be ending in a draw. Although, it depends if the mailman is going to let her win or not!

The only problem with these is that someone might just throw them away! Although, that still counts as stopping someone eating your food!

This is genuinely pretty sweet, and a good reminder that a little white lie is necessary from time to time.

He must have made far more than that by now, there's 34 reviews on that thing!

When all else fails, a hammer fixes everything! And if it doesn't, it at least makes you feel better.

This is a great way to make sure no one who visits ever wants to use your bathroom again.

I want to find this nasty, but I have to admit that's good craftsmanship. I wonder if the person who made it ever thought they'd make a sperm spoon in their woodworking career.

I've driven past a car with this type of wrap before. Nearly crashed. Good times.

Finally, we're getting to what the people want! Giving the silica gel packet the recognition it deserves.

This is a great purse to bring on a first date. You don't want this person to have any misconceptions, you do not mess around.

Um, it was made for me. I unironically love this. I'll clear my couch out of my apartment if it means I could have this as decor.

Wow, what mascara does he use? His eyelashes look great, so thick!

In a continuation of my bad taste, I actually don't hate this. Just don't ever have it in the sun, those sides will get hot!

That cat looks like it regrets letting this be done to her. She should have bit that groomer when she had the chance.

This is amazing! If you had the choice between a normal showerhead and a dinosaur one, wouldn't you take the dino?

In a zombie apocalypse, he's gonna be the first to go. He already has his brain exposed!

I always forget how popular these books were. Also, of all the books to buy second hand, I really don't think I'd want someone's dirty copy of this!

I feel bad for the elementary school kid who can't read who's trying to sell chocolate bars door to door.

Pfft, I wish that my university had one of these! I had to cry into filter coffees in the corner at Starbucks like an idiot!