14+ Times We Came To The Strangest Conclusions

I don't know why it is that every time I get drunk I always eat enough junk food to stop the heart of an elephant. You'd think that I'd learn, but alas, I never do.

I can just imagine this being figured out by one smoking, sleep-deprived maintenance worker standing in a room looking at a board with bits of red string joining pictures of all of the appliances in the building.

I'm going to say that the answer to this is yes. The reason behind that answer is that I wish life were more like a cartoon!

I didn't realize there were vending machines out there that were meant to be giving out food in exchange for money. I thought that was just something they did every now and again when they fancied.

Just look at the absolute state of that cat as well. I feel like that is closer to being a cap than a cat. I've never seen a cat look like that, that's for sure!

In fairness, I would probably have made the same mistake. Although, that probably says more about us than I would care to admit.

I don't know, I quite like it actually. I think that it will really grab people's attention! Well, either that or it will make people start taking escalators more, who knows!

This is passive-aggressiveness of the highest order, and I am all about it. I can just picture Bob looking out of his window and angrily shaking his fist!

I love the contrast between the text reading "scenic bikeway" and then the picture of the furious owl attacks!

I wonder what part of this delivery person's training it was that told them that it was actually okay to bend this?!

Best to just play it safe and weave your way down the street covering both right and left lanes!

There were clearly some huge brains behind this realization. I wonder what it was in the first place that prompted them to investigate this correlation?

The face on that baby says that he is also not too sure about the whole arrangement!

In fairness, mice are very respectful creatures, so I reckon this might work. I mean, they're not the kind of creature that poops in your house and steals your food after all.

Although, I suppose its accuracy depends on what music they play. Are they playing The 1975 or the Foo Fighters for instance? If they are, then this scans right.

I actually am wondering why people ever go to the gyms that don't have that golden "M" on them, as those ones just have treadmills and no chicken nuggets.

As best I can tell, he is not wearing a shirt, and she is wearing really short shorts? However, I can still only see the mannequin!

How many times do you reckon that this had happened before they snapped? I think I'd quite like the name Dr. Hedgehog! I don't know why they'd be so angry!

Other things on the extensive list of things you shouldn't vacuum pack are family pets, soups, and your grandparents.

That is a remarkably weird choice of sign for a heating and cooling store. Were they trying to pick the sign that made it look most like a strip club?

Clearly the person who came up with this "worst result" has just been dragging their clothes through the wrong puddles! You need to be firing soapy water out of a Super Soaker in front of the car as you go, you Muppet!

Christ alive, this is giving me anxiety and it's not even my fortune...I hope! This is how I feel every time I wake up after getting drunk.

I guess that blue could be considered a lucky number... I mean, if you played the lottery and they picked out "blue," then that'd be pretty unlikely!

But...why did he have his hand like this anyway? I can't help but think there was someone just out of the shot charging at him, ready to boot him in the 'nads.

This is perhaps the bleakest example of optimism I've ever laid my eyes on. It's quite impressive actually!

I can't wait for all of the whiny people with mopey voices saying, "Well, actually, the pole down the center is the main structural blah, blah, blah!"

Yeah, I'll admit that I was also somewhat taken aback when I first saw this picture! It's a hand though... Of course it's a hand!

Ah, now, I think that it's got something! I like how bleak and quietly miserable it is!

Everyone in the comments was suspicious about this man's claims, and I have to agree. It sounds an awful lot like he's trying to cover up his life as a giant contractor...

On the bright side, if you change those pants and accessorize a little, you have the perfect outfit for a girls' night out!

We all know that the yellow/pink ones are trash anyway. Blue's where it's at.

As if he wasn't embarrassed enough, now he has to navigate with that giant stick? This is cruel!

Looking at life objectively and through a metaphor at the same time? This is high-level stuff.

Does it cover all the important bits? Yes? Then it does fit. Case closed.

Well, I don't know if you knew this, but toothpaste is a highly sophisticated and dangerous weapon that could kill thousands. A rifle? Couldn't hurt a fly.

I hope she never noticed. I hope she relishes this moment forever. In these photos, she's the supermodel.

There is an important lesson on resource management here. You're meant to stock up on toilet paper beforehand, guessing the amount by what you think is going to happen.

I like to think they want to speak to him not to get him in trouble, but to interview him regarding his motivations. His goals.

Well that's just silly. A dream catcher looks nothing like a cross!

You can't be super jacked or a cowboy at this job? Sounds lame.

I'm seeing more of a therapy cat: "Right, and how did it make you feel when your dog stole the last slice of pizza out of the box?"

I'm movin' to a new house. I'm gonna yell me a lot of peaches.

There is nothing quite like the feeling of betrayal when you begin to suspect something like this. Bad dog!

These are some pretty extreme measures, but then again Oreos are like edible gold, so they need to be protected.

Good God, I thought the same thing and couldn't believe any parent would post this. Why wouldn't they write, "Only child until..." instead of using the word "expired"?