45 Moments That Were Funny For Us, But Not For Them

Now that is what I call bad luck! They did go on to say that they were provided with a garden chair in replacement which was fine!

I don't know what would be worse, having to make that phone call to the fire department, or being the responders who had to deal with this fool.

Their dog clearly doesn't bless this marriage. I reckon you could crop out the unimportant bits of this picture quite easily.... By that I mean the proposal, of course.

This person wrote that they banged on the door until someone helped, then wrote, "They said a few westerners had been trapped. I offered to write an English translation but they couldn't find a pen so best of luck to the next person who enters!"

For all of those other tall people out there with terrible eyesight, I feel your pain! Those look like quite important notes as well... Or, at the very least, they look confusing!

I cannot really focus on anything here apart from how unbelievably identical all of the people in this picture are!

Look, I know that he's supposed to have set his goal low, however, not losing socks is nearly impossible! Why start with something so deceptively difficult?!

I feel a lot of kinship with this little fella whenever it gets around to the holiday season. There's no judgment here, buddy, don't worry!

Ah, yes, just how it looks in the movies and such! At least there's plenty else to do in London! Also, holidays are just about being able to get drunk any time of the day you want anyway!

Just wait until you wake up covered in flames. I had a friend who was terrified of doing this when he was drunk so he used to lock the kitchen door to discourage himself from going near the oven when drunk.

What would be even better would be if this person had asked their dad to take their photo at multiple landmarks around the world, and their head was covered by his finger in every one!

"Just use a knife to open it!"

"Dave, if I open this cupboard, is every knife in the house going to be vacuum sealed?"

"... Perhaps."

You know what? I don't know if I can laugh at this one actually. The idea of missing out on a chance to see Led Zeppelin is just too heartbreaking.

And yes, you're right, they do not in fact own a snake! Well...now they do, I guess?

Look, the only way to make this accurate is to...well, I think they know what they need to do!

If you're trying to look on the positive side here, at least you now have a pretty cool shuriken!

This cat is rocking the same look that everyone has when they're on a Skype business call. There's no judgment here, cat!

This guy really should have checked the fine print of his contract to make sure that there was something in there that barred them from using his likeness to advertise sex offenders.

I mean, I'm sorry, but if you go outside in pants like these then you deserve at least something to be shouted at you.

"Why do you need a copy of this picture, son? It's not to publicly ridicule me, is it?"

"No reason, just really want a copy for myself."

"Aww, isn't that sweet!"

This could be one of the most disappointing-looking snacks that I have seen in a long time! Is that toothpaste they've put on there?!

Stick sunscreen is a good idea and did work. I think that it's your buddy's brain that is the defective thing here.

Joke's on you! He's actually been looking forward to reading this and you've just given him the perfect opportunity!

I hate this. It is almost possible to smell this image through the screen. It's making my eyes water just looking at it.

I think that in our house we just call it "being an asshat," however, to each their own, I guess!

Wow! I really hope they didn't have anything important in there waiting to be collected. Can you imagine having to try and swing, "I'm sorry I didn't get your letter, it was struck by lightning!"

Nope. I'd have moved out of that house by the end of the week. The house would now belong to the spiders, and they would be welcome to it!

And just making the shortlist for being one of the unluckiest people in history is this guy!

"Wow, this hand sanitizer smells amazing! It makes my hands kind of sticky, though. It makes my hands...really stick, actually..."

Can you imagine him walking into the kitchen asking them to cook him one fresh french fry, the finest they can make?

You can tell by her expression that she didn't factor "reading comprehension" into the hilarity of her costume.

Hilarious of you to think I'll be going outside at all if there's a polar bear nearby. I'll sleep at work overnight, I don't care.

Now the fun game we all get to play is "are they really good friends still or do they hate each other on such an extremely petty level as to pull this?"

"See, back in my day, we used to pull our cars through the snow! No matter how much, even in storms! Both ways!"

At least you can stage fake Instagram shots about your "Christmas Haul!" and pretend you did actually get a car. That's almost the same thing, right?

Personal injury, but make it more fashionable. Glitter is really in this season and can dress up any bruise.

How hard do you have to hit a car to leave that clear of a plate imprint on another car?

"Honey, what did you buy?"

"What do you mean? They told me you called."

"Why would I call them instead of telling you directly?"

"I dunno, for a surprise..."

If it's any consolation, at least it looks like she regrets it. She won't be turning to the bottle again any time soon.

If you're at any fast food place at 5 AM, you either had a rough night or you have a very early morning. Neither are desirable, though.

I feel bad for you if your coworkers are such chronic food stealers that they'd risk a bite of metal just in case it was a snack they'd never seen before.

Listen, exam season is hard. You're forced to form bonds with new people and rely on others to keep yourself sane. This is just human survival.

Well, looks like this owner is about to have the world's least fun jigsaw puzzle of all time! Get out your rubber gloves!

Make it easier for yourself: Just bite down as soon as you feel that finger in your mouth. Like a bear trap.

But...how did they even manage this? I'm assuming that they just launched this from the curb, but overcooked it a little.