When we start seeing the Justin Timberlake “It’s gonna be May” memes, you know that means that it’s gonna be the Met Gala soon. Even though we have no idea what actually goes on at this event, celeb-obsessed observers alike get to admire all the creative designer outfits and see how well they match the gala’s theme.
However, my favorite part of all? Judging the worst outfits.
Let’s start with Shailene Woodley, shall we?

Oh, Shai Shai. The theme was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” and I feel like all you imagined was being a humanoid robot from the 1800s.
One of my f a v e looks came from this matching trio.

Talk about a Gucci gang!
While there’s nothing too crazy about the outfits themselves, I am perplexed about Jared Leto’s shoe of choice and Lana Del Rey’s binocular eyeglass thingies.
An actual Q U E E N. But also, an actual “what the heck is happening?” moment.

Frances McDormand showed UP to last year’s Met Gala. PERIOD.
Even though she is wearing my grandmother’s drapes and some shrubbery from a garden, she could not be more confident, and I honestly love that vibe for her.
This is KKW’s ode to the 2013 Met Gala’s theme “Punk: Chaos to Couture.”

Well, it’s chaotic, that’s for sure.
I can’t say floral is the most punk thing I’ve ever seen in my life, but sure Kim.
Let’s reminisce about Jaden Smith bringing his dreads as his hot date to the 2017 red carpet.

In an interview , he explained the concept of his look as Dracula meets the Matrix and said that his dreads replaced his sister as his date for the night.
Okay, okay. I see it. I get the vision.
You’re right, I actually don’t.
You didn’t think I was going to leave the baddest gal in the game out of this one, did you?

This red carpet look was done for the 2015 event “China Through the Looking Glass” and got a lot of people looking and talking, that’s for sure.
You could say Rihanna looked like a snack.
…or more like a breakfast food. A lot of people compared this dress to the quintessential breakfast staple that are eggs.
And honestly, true.
There are so many great memes relating to Rihanna’s gown. I can’t choose just one!
Dang, Ellen really started a trend to order pizza at awards shows!
This time, Rihanna is d e l i v e r i n g to say the least.
Here’s another Rihanna MET Gala look, because there is absolutely no way I could leave you with just one. Oh, no no.

Did Rihanna attend last year’s MET Gala in sparkly pjs or…?
All I know is this is the outfit I want to be walking through heaven’s gates in, for SURE.
The votes are in and the people have spoken!

Hillary Clinton, you win!
…for using a crumpled curtain found in my great aunt’s basement as your shawl.
Big congrats!
Sarah Jessica Parker just really loves the tall headdresses.

Here’s one she wore during the 2015 “China: Through the Looking Glass” event.
She is definitely serving major Hades from Disney’s Hercules vibes.
As they say, the higher the headpiece, the closer to landing on Diply’s Worst MET Gala Looks article.

The only thing holy about this look for the “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination” theme is my, “Holy cannoli! There is a whole nativity scene living in your headpiece!” reaction.
I want to get it, Solange. I really do.

I love the colors. Not sure how it goes with the “China: Through the Looking Glass” theme, but I like them.
The dress just looks uncomfortable. I’m curious how she viewed the gala when she sat down.
Did you know that Darth Vader has a daughter?

Yes, I just found out last year. Her name is Bella Hadid.
Sorry if this is a spoiler! I just couldn’t contain my excitement!