I mean, we can't stop staring at Jason Momoa in general, right? He's a cool dad, passionate activist, huge dork, and he's incredibly handsome. It's almost unfair how great he is.
So, to get your Momoa fix, here are some rare pictures of him doing his thing and being a snacc. Actually, scratch that. He's a whole damn meal.
Let's start at the beginning (a very good place to start). This is baby Jason Momoa, and no, baby him is not a snacc, so don't @ me. But he is super adorable!
You came here for rare Momoa pics, and dammit, that's what I'm going to give you. If it comes in the form of him in a cheese top hat, then fine. That's just how it's gotta be.
Some of the best rare Jason pictures involve photo ops he did with fans. In what is actually a classic Momoa move (MM, if you will), Jason posed with a female fan as if he was stealing her away from her partner.
Obviously, this one gets bonus points for her being dressed up as Daenerys Targaryen.
I love that Jason was clearly so excited to see this comic that he had his handler at the con take a picture of him with it. That's a true nerd, and the most worthy Aquaman of them all.
So, did you know that Jason was once on Baywatch? Well, sort of. He starred in Baywatch: Hawaii, which was still Baywatch...it's complicated.
The point is, Jason ran around on a beach for three years, and all I can say is, "Thank you."
Can we talk about the sheer joy on his face? It's actually so cool to see an actor thoroughly enjoy photo ops with his fans.
10/10, will continue to stan.
Here's one you probably haven't: a snacc eating a snacc.
He's almost unrecognizable without his long hair, beard, and signature tattoos. I don't even know why this picture was taken. I don't care. I'm just happy it happened.
Hey, so, this is a gif of Jason Momoa grabbing a beer (probably a Guinness, the man loves a good Guinness), taking a sip, then throwing an axe and hitting the bullseye.
Who even is he?
Did you know that he used to model? Because he did. And it was glorious, you guys.
This is 100%, like, "Sexy Farmers of the Midwest 1997" calendar material. Someone probably had this taped to their wall in the early 2000s. I can feel it.
I love that he knows how to add insult to (welcomed) injury. Not only did he comply with this couple's stance, but I would put money on it being his idea to sign over the guy's face.
Guys? When is the next convention with Jason in it? Because this is my new goal. I'm going to take it, frame it, and hang it on my wall. It's happening.
Why does this look like a fashion ad that I would stop and stare at in a Nordstrom?
The man knows how to rock any climate. That's just...so unfair. I'm calling the police.
So, here's the reason Jason even got dreads in the first place (spoiler alert: it's adorable).
When he finally landed a first date with his future wife, Lisa Bonet, he decided to dread his hair.
"I had dreadlocks. She had dreadlocks," he told James Cordon.
The flowing locks, the outfit, the pose? Come thru, Jason the influencer.
It's so weird seeing young Jason pictures, especially when his eyebrow is missing that signature scar that he literally got in a bar fight.
I would die to be able to hear whatever story he's telling. He is fully committed to it, and — hang on, sorry, I just noticed his shorts literally match his tattoo and I can't stop looking at that now.
Remember the Left Shark meme from Katy Perry's iconic halftime performance at the 2015 Superbowl?
Well, someone decided to immortalize that meme alongside Aquaman and also Aquaman.
Aquaman, but pack it full of memes.
If you're like, "Why are there so many pictures from Baywatch in here?" then I do not know what to tell you.
The real question is, why aren't there more pictures from Baywatch in here? Yeah. Think on that.
Imagine having Aquaman photobomb your whole wedding.
Jason Momoa rolled up to this couple's wedding and proceeded to take some truly legendary pictures, including one where it looks like he's gonna stab his trident at the groom. #weddinggoals
Um? Oh my god? Is this allowed? Is this legal?
This is definitely still in his Baywatch days, but clearly after he grew his hair out. I don't know why he did that, but god that was a good decision.
Um, it's so weird seeing him in a black suit. These days, he's super adventurous with his wardrobe — I'm talking pastel suits, patterns, and scrunchies as wrist accessories.
Shoutout to that '90s photo studio backdrop, too.
Like, this image belongs on the cover of J-14, along with a headline like, "Jason Momoa: I like girls who surf!"
I'm just so thrilled he clearly had a favorite necklace. That thing is all over his photos from the early 2000s.
I love a man who just does not care about wearing pink. He looks so great in it, too.
This relic from Jason's Instagram not only breaks those pesky gender barriers, but features a frankly stunning mint green motorcycle.
I never knew I needed hipster Momoa in my life, but here we are.
