Luckily for audiences (and even luckier for Disney), Marvel seems to have a pretty good handle on what makes a crowd-pleasing superhero movie work.
And unluckily for DC and Warner Bros, "dark" and "gritty" aren't really a part of that equation.
Luckily for audiences (and even luckier for Disney), Marvel seems to have a pretty good handle on what makes a crowd-pleasing superhero movie work.
And unluckily for DC and Warner Bros, "dark" and "gritty" aren't really a part of that equation.
Only ten? Felt like a solid thirteen.
I don't care how frustrating it is to carry on a conversation with Tony Stark (and I'm sure it is frustrating), this is the face of a man who just realized that if those shorts are tight now, he's gonna have a bad time when he turns green.
Verdict: Wedgie
But that expression is suspiciously close to my "If nobody's looking at me in the next five seconds, I am gonna yank these undies out ma butt ASAP" look.
Verdict: Wedgie
When you think about it though, "jumping backwards off a building" is more stressful than a wardrobe pinch.
Verdict: Angst/Gravity
Because train or no train, there is no way that Spidey is rocking a web-free booty right now.
Verdict: Wedgie/Intense Train-Related Emotions
His words, not mine. Deal with it.
Now, he does have one of the more comfortable-looking suits — lucky for Bucky — and that looks like genuine confusion, not "Uh-oh, am I getting a wedgie?" So I think he's in the clear, if you know what I mean.
Verdict: Angst/Mild Confusion
So even though I know that Thor was strapped to the chair and definitely couldn't adjust his royal britches if he was uncomfortable, this one has to be the hallucination-intro he's going through.
Verdict: Angst/Incoming Goldblum
Street clothes, so there are no superhero tights to complicate the situation? Check. Trying to stop your boy, the Winter Soldier, from escaping, using biceps about as big as my thighs? Check. Am I jealous? Check.
Verdict: Angst/I Need To Go To The Gym More
Yeah, pretty sure that there's no emotion that will cause a human face to do this.
But trying to shake your way out of your pants bunching up before it gets bad? Maybe.
Verdict: Wedgie
Questions like, "Am I gonna get a chance to dislodge this bundle of nano-machines riding right up my butt?" There's no other explanation.
Verdict: Wedgie
"Get out. I need to get down to the garage and get this thing disassembled so I can un-wedge the flight suit. You have five seconds."Verdict: Wedgie
So even if Cap has a bit of the ol' red, white, and blue underoos riding up a bit, I think he's probably just annoyed that hammer won't move.
Verdict: Angst/Hammer Envy
The question is: is he flipping those knives, or is he just ditching them to quickly adjust those leather pantaloons?
Verdict: Angst/Clumsy Knife Work
TMI, Hulk. TMI.Verdict: Wedgie Aftermath/Existential Crisis