There are certain things that we hear, see, or notice that is 150% dad culture. What is dad culture you may ask? Well, simply it’s anything that dads do 10/10 times, with no remorse or regrets. It’s those moments where we shake our heads and say: “Only dad can get away with this.”
Dads only know their way around some things.
They may know how to build full entertainment centers, but forget how to use a smart phone.
Dads wake up early just to say it.
You know your dad is the first one to wake up but also the first one to fall asleep… all day.
Dads love to crack inappropriate jokes.
Yes dad, we know the ketchup sounds like a fart.
Dads think they’re superman.
Everyone can drive to the airport, but give your dad the satisfaction of letting him do it.
Dads want to fix it all.
Even when they know they can’t and it requires a professional, dads will try and help out regardless.
Dads always thinks they knows best.
Waze works just the same on every phone, dad.
Dads don’t appreciate modern art.
The splatter paint is unique and makes you feel something — it’s not so easy, pop.
Dads always park in reverse.
Why do you have to back the minivan into a spot? I’ll never understand.
Dads always want you to watch the “best part.”
Even if you were paying attention, you’re seeing it again… maybe three times.
Dads think everything has to do with the mess in your car.
Your entire life could be falling apart and the main problem-solving suggestion is to clean your car.
Dads don’t understand phones.
Dad…no.
Dads always think they can fix everything.
Dads will break something 10 times over before admitting they can’t do it.
Dads always think the day just flies by.
Being up at 5:00 a.m. does make it seem like the day is gone by 8.
Dads never trust technology.
Dads will use their phones for everything but directions.
Dads always turn on the “game” to pass out.
I couldn’t watch my show because dad had to watch the game, but he fell asleep in front of it, as usual.
Seriously, what is up with dads doing this?
I mean, they all do it! Is it some sort of dad ritual?
