We all make mistakes, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable New Year’s resolution that you gave up on — New Year’s resolutions aren’t real guys, stop believing in them.
No, I’m talking about people who don’t know their french horns from their violas or those of us who think driving on thin ice is a good idea. So, here are 15+ mistakes only dummies would make.
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“Putting hand washing signs on an instant boiling water dispenser just seems like a bad idea!”
Oh no, this is making my hands sting just thinking about it. If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of lawyers salivating at the sight of this.
“Hit and run jerk left bumper with plates at scene. Instant karma?”
What if the guy who committed the crime carries around a fake bumper and a license plate with him at all times and this is a decoy?! That seems like a reasonable prediction!
“The mom on the right looks like she got the baby’s head but not the baby!”
Is she meant to be playing a really intense version of “got your nose” that has gotten really out of hand?
“Fast and furious garage!”
I do not know why this was made, but I would love to see someone try and get their car into it!
“Or do, I don’t care!”
Look, this is an easy mistake! It’s not like it says “DO NOT STACK” on every one of them…it just says it on every other one.
“All he wanted was a nice view and fresh air.”
Wow, someone really had to go out of their way to make such a bad job of this. It’s almost impressive!
It Looks Like A Guitar, It Sounds Like A Guitar, It Tastes Like A Guitar, But…
I do love the well-known George Harrison song “While My Violin Gently Weeps,” it’s a classic.
Wait…What?
I do not know what the person who put this sign together thinks smoking is, but it’s not that. He must be massively confused when people pop out in the middle of a meal for a “quick smoke.”
“Printed those cards, boss…”
This is going to cause absolute pandemonium when they get used in a poker game.
“Someone wanted to see if the ice would hold a car.”
Well, it did…for a while. That is one hell of an expensive test, better get another car to try and see if it was a fluke result or not though.
