16 Pics We Haven't Quite Figured Out Yet

For the love of God, please tell me that this isn't real. I don't know that I will be able to look at humanity the same knowing that these kind of people walk among us.

I'm trying to put together some kind of situation where you'd have a hot iron near a bag of strawberry marshmallows, and I'm drawing a blank.

If using furniture and toaster pastries as sandwich ingredients is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Peanut M&Ms are CENTS more than regular M&Ms. Where are you gonna find a glue stick and a container of peanuts for that price? And don't forget about the medical bill you'll get when you're hospitalized for eating glue!

I mean sure, my apartment is a humble monument to the majestic wonders that are carbohydrates, but it can't hold a candle to this. Also, dope RipStick.

Like how to go to the bathroom, dress themselves, and the math required to budget the cost of a case of beer.

Oh, you've never heard the term "heckery?" Well, it's a word you use when your editors are like, "How many times do we have to tell you that you're not allowed to drop F bombs in articles?", but you still really wanna.

You gotta be careful with demon cats, because if one thing is for certain, it's that they have approximate knowledge of many things.

Nobody knows WTF is going on. I can't decide if this person has just somehow permanently altered their taste buds, or if they were dropped on their head as a child.

Number A: Why would you put a package through a window? And if the person requested this in the special instructions, then, Number B: Why would you pick the window above a toilet? Ooof.

Is this picture claiming to BE Sunday Scaries, or is it what you do if you HAVE Sunday Scaries? Wait, is "Sunday Scaries" a proper noun? Should I be capitalizing this? Oh dear.

I'm looking forward to the message I get from whoever edits this article.

Committing a terrible floral massacre, just so you can make one mediocre pun? Have you no soul?

The good news is that there doesn't appear to be a current record holder, so congratulations! You did it!

Am I the only one that doesn't find this very convincing? I've never seen a calculator like that in my life, unless of course, I'm missing something.

Which shouldn't be surprising, since it doesn't work very well, but anyway. I have no idea what the heck is going on here.

You know what? I don't know if I believe that. I've felt some pretty deep feelings towards roasted turkey before, and there's nothing wrong with that.