16 Situations You'll Be Glad Someone Was There To Witness

Who needs a buddy with a truck when you've got two buddies, each of whom have at least one arm and a willingness to behave wildly irresponsibly? Sure, it can be tricky to maintain two whole friendships, but I think you're up to the challenge.

Also, I just noticed that the word "ampersand" has an "and" at the end, and now I'm trying to put my brain back together after it got blown wide open.

The tricky part was getting the bear to pose for the selfie, but I'm glad someone was up for the job.

So, I guess they're sure doing the thing, but I think we're past the point of just advertising that your product does the bare minimum of its job.

Like...sure, having some kind of helmet is probably better than nothing, but so is having one that doesn't shatter upon impact.

You've got to hand it to people who are willing to put that much work into trying to make $3, especially since it isn't going to work.

Or hey, maybe it's some kind of clever ruse to catch whoever stole the other slipper.

Painting the handle red made for the the most fun we've had on the chicken farm since old man McGillicuddy taught his cows how to make crop circles.

I've seen them blur cows' faces before, so it's only polite that they'd blur every person's face as well, regardless of their legal situation.

I think I'd be fine if it wasn't for that mouth. That one's going to haunt my dreams.

I'm honestly kind of surprised that they even fit their whole vehicle through in the first place. The trailer was just pushing their luck too far.

They tried to go for as much accuracy as possible, but it's really hard to find a Ford Anglia on short notice.*

*I actually have no idea if this is one or not. I have less than zero knowledge about cars.

I actually have no idea why this is how she's choosing to live her life, but frankly, I'm all about it.

It could be the guy, it could be the seagull, or it could be the other flying bird in the background that looks like it just got friendzoned.

I actually kind of prefer the new theory I'm working on where she's just passed out, and her friends are using her face to play reverse Jenga — the goal is to stack as many cucumber slices on her face as possible before she notices.

Mainly because you're legally allowed to park your dogsled wherever you want. There's a hefty fine for letting them off their leashes, though.

I know that's not exactly brilliant commentary, but I'm just blown away right now. It actually rewards you for going out in the rain.

I would absolutely wear this in the shower, just to feel fancy.