It's fair to say that Gwenyth Paltrow isn't everyone's favorite celeb... what with her saying that celeb moms have it tougher than "regular" moms and suggesting overpriced items to her Goop readers.
The craziness just doesn't stop, like these 6+ times she upset the internet.
When people attended her event for her lifestyle website, Goop, it was with the hopes to spend tons of time with Gwyneth.
Sadly, though, that wasn't the case.
For what was supposed to be a "wellness weekend," they also said that they were bombarded with advertising materials at every turn.
Doesn't sound so Zen!
So many for us would kill for a fast metabolism, so it didn't help when Paltrow said, "I eat whatever I want."
Lucky! If we even dare to even look at bread and cheese, we gain 10 pounds.
There really is no way to compare a Hollywood mother to a "regular" mother, but Gwyneth tried anyways — to disastrous results.
Once people began freaking out, she backtracked her words with an explanation on Goop, stating that her words were "taken out of context."
Paltrow didn't score any points with trying to make herself relatable when she came up with a new word for the divorce between her and Coldplay's Chris Martin.
In the wise words of Regina George: "Stop trying to make conscious uncoupling happen, it's not going to happen."
This certainly isn't a treatment we're trying anytime soon, but Gwyn's a fan.
"People use it to get rid of inflammation and scarring. It’s actually pretty incredible if you research it. But, man, it’s painful," she said.
Well, duh. Not surprisingly, the internet had a field day with that one.
"I hear she adopts black market babies to harvest their blood for youth infusions," one wrote on Twitter.
Goop is a lifestyle website that's supposed to appeal to the everywoman, but it has missed the mark, time and time again.
How? By suggesting things that only Gwyneth can afford.
To be fair, it's 24-karat gold, you know, if that's your thing.
But unless that thing comes with Ryan Reynolds, no thank you.
If you are rich or willing to sell your kidney for these items, then great!
But most people are rolling up to a housewarming party with a bottle of wine, not a $296 incense burner for "the host in your life."
On the Goop website, there was a very visual description of what exactly it is.
"You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al," said the Oscar winner.
"If you're in LA, you have to do it."
"What?!" Meester said in an interview with Byrdie when they mentioned the vagina steaming. "What is that?"
"We're fine; I'm going to say neither on the vag steam."
Gwyneth's reputation didn't score any points when she said that people who don't like her are just insecure with themselves...
She continued: "I think that a lot of people don't want to put in effort and it's easier not to change, not do something good for you, not work on your relationship, not make yourself a meal, not work out."
"If not for your parents, you would probably be waiting tables at IHOP!" one reader wrote in the comments section of the article.
The problem with this win is that a lot of people say that she had stolen the role from Winona Ryder.
People noticed that for someone who appeared to be crying, there were no tears...
