Santa's Naughty List is getting mighty long this year. And surprise, surprise, Santa's on it!
Well, kind of. A woman's Santa decoration accidentally became NSFW thanks to one major detail that her husband "forgot."
It's giving us a reminder of the woman's leg lamp in A Christmas Story that caused quite the stir in the neighborhood!
Come see it for yourself!
Like this Christmas tree fail. I don't think I have to spell this out for you. We all know what this is and it's hard not to laugh over it.
This is kind of like the town sign in Schitt's Creek.
The one where the brother looks like he's humping his sister as she bends down to grab water from a river. Did Roland also OK this NSFW polar bear scene?
That, or this is the snowman version of The Human Centipede. Designs like this really make you wonder how they got the final OK. They were clearly rushed to get this product out the day after Halloween.
There's a LOT to unpack here. "Even the price is sexy," one Redditor commented, pointing out the irony of $69.
"Hey you gotta relief all that stress somehow," another commented. "Santa's helpers just take all the tension off having to deliver to every place in the world within one night."
Who needs to sit on Santa's lap when you can awkwardly slide between his legs?! It's hard to imagine who designed this and thought, "that looks great! The parents will love it!"
"The expression on his face... it has to be intentional," one Redditor wrote.
In the video posted by @ambieannzzz, she writes on the video, "My husband forgot to zip-tie Santa's hand up to WAVE." As a result, it looks like Santa, erm, is having some fun without Mrs. Clause.
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas," one wrote with a smirk face. In case you've been living under a rock for decades, "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" is a song by Bing Crosby.
"Where does egg nog come from?" a third wrote. We can't blame these equally NSFW comments; seeing Santa Claus touch himself on someone's roof is a little hard to unsee!
"Riiiiight. He forgot. Mhm," they commented. Given how much husbands like to get on their wives' last nerve, it wouldn't surprise us in the least! "He forgot nothing," another added.
"Santa will surely be coming down the chimney tonight," another shared. "Ho ho OHHHHH!" someone else commented. We need to get these people a mic because these jokes they're cracking are fire!
Ain't that the truth! We won't blame you if you view Santa a little differently this year.
If we could give you any gift, it would be to undo you seeing Santa partaking in some solo fun...
Merry Christmas!
