If you haven't had your day ruined yet, allow me the honor.
Brach's, the infamous purveyor of candy corn in all its iconic forms, decided to release a truly cursed new flavor of candy corn: Thanksgiving.
Yes. Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving candy. As in "flavored as if it's a savory meal" kinda candy. One brave person took one for the team and tried it, and her review was nothing short of hysterical.