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Clever Dog Tags That Add Humor To A Stressful Situation

Dogs are precious, innocent creatures with hearts of gold. Curious and spontaneous by nature, as much as we try to keep them safe, sometimes they're going to run away from home. During those stressful times, it's always helpful to have an insurance policy like a dog tag.

Complete with cheeky sayings and cute designs, rest easier knowing that even if your dog goes missing, people will know where to send them.

Not all who wander are lost... but I might be.

With a play on Tolkien's "Not all who wander are lost", Island Engravers provides a cheeky dog tag design with a twist. Full of funny slogans from a variety of sellers, Etsy has a ton of dog tag options available to buy.

Have your people call my people.

Giving your dog an air of authority and "cool", Elkand Hound Canada's tag gives your dog some street cred while also buying the generosity of strangers with a good chuckle. Plus, it helps your dog look cool in front of its friends.

Call my mom, she is ugly crying.

Bringing levity to a stressful time, Island Engravers' dog tag provides a laugh while still urging strangers to send your doggo home. And let me tell you, if a laugh is what brings my dog home sooner, I'm doing it.

Free beer upon return.

CookiePetTag | Etsy

Adding a to-the-point cheeky incentive to their dog collar, Cookie Pet Tag's shiny dog tag gives a light-hearted bribe to anyone happening upon your lost pup. Who's going to pass up free beer and an opportunity for praise?

Call my mom I'm her only friend.

What do you think? Would you buy one for your dog? What would yours say? Let us know in the comments below.

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