Kids can be innocent and sweet, always giving us love and affection. But, kids have a totally other side where they can be savage and insane all at the same time.
Either way, your life is going downhill pretty damn fast.
Hey, at least you know that he's not afraid to be up front with you.
Obviously if it comes down to it, dad can sleep outside so that we can have a kitten.
This is one of those family pictures that will never, ever get old.
Imagine your five-year-old being this savage and ungrateful? Honestly, too funny to be mad.
She's taking no prisoners and going for it, full force — bye mom and dad!
Ouch, that has to sting twice as hard coming from your own kid.
This kid is going places — big places.
Obviously, Ricky will be married to his wife for a long, long time.
She knew what she was doing the entire time.
He doesn't want to share his cake OR take a photo with any of those lames.
That arrow is pointing somewhere.
Display toilets are still toilets, dad.
Try spending time putting on your makeup when theres a Lego in your lipstick, mom. HA!
Clearly, he's a fashion critic in the making.