Sometimes, kids come out with the most insane and savage comebacks — we're almost confused as to how they got so witty on their own. But, we know deep down we harnessed that extreme savagery. We have no one to blame but ourselves.
"My 4 year old niece can't read and bought me this birthday card because it featured 'a cute dog with a party hat.'" Turned out great!
Apparently, he has some mighty strong feelings in order to name his cat's house this.
Why not practice that handwriting by making the word present ALL over the house?
Clearly, they're going to be a famous designer one day with that attitude.
No one wants to see Mount Rushmore, dad. It's obviously not pristine.
Which, is obviously the wrong way to spell Hennessy. Spot blown all the way up, mom.
Someone taught him early on the wonders of weightlifting.
This little girl has the right idea about feminism and equality.
This boy has no idea how much bananas cost nowadays. Jokes on him when he wants a banana for a snack!
He wanted to get out of the house, or else, big problems!
Ouch, imagine being that man. Gotta hurt.
Not going to lie, the four-year-old knows what they're doing.
Who doesn't want two Christmases — right?
Well, it's the thought that counts, right grandpa?