The relationship we have with our wild friends is a complicated one.
Even if they aren't so crazy that we have to protect them from themselves, it can still get exhausting when they call at 3 a.m. on a weekday to steal the head off a statue.
And yet, as someone who spends so many nights in that I'm the opposite of a vampire, I have to admit that the best times I've ever had were with people like these.
Although, I'd have to change my tune fast if they graduated to doing this to literally anything besides dolls.
I suppose that would explain why this area is so secure, though. They're not falling for that one themselves.
Plus, it's hard to resist a refreshingly honest sales pitch like that. They might even legitimately tell me if these are cursed.
No matter what kind of potentially dangerous mad science that would involve, I have to applaud an experiment with that much ambition.
Having a delicious snack is always a plus, but figuring out how to make a car smell better as it heats up is game-changing.
And putting the biggest ducky on that elevated part was a nice touch because it's pretty obvious that it's their king.
I guess you could say it's growing on me.
Because honestly, this probably is something a Wakandan would do if you left them stranded with only our crappy, North American technology.
If anyone can actually bring Blitzball from Final Fantasy X to life, it's these guys. It's kinda up to you on whether that's a good thing or not, though.
I'm having a hard time calling him anything but the sharpest tool in the shed after seeing this, though.
With how mercilessly tough zip ties are, they'll either need to abandon the pants or take the chair everywhere, and that ain't right.
Because as much as it fits the atmosphere for the pumpkins to come pre-decayed, that ain't gonna make for a fun carving time.
But no matter how loudly I proclaimed this to the security guard, he still asked me to leave. Sigh...
I mean, they hit the supermarket and they found a place that sells flares. Anything else can just be a freestyle.
I suppose that if you don't maintain your strength like this, you risk your burger subjects abandoning your supreme authority.
You may not think it's that impressive, but they're not even a little worried about that armed guard in the background.
Commitment.
I suppose that means I'll be going to, like, 10 different christenings before the week is out, but you read the sign.
I literally can't refuse, my hands are tied.
