Every mom knows that pregnancy is no laughing matter. It's nine months of hormones, heartburn, and crazy cravings.
However, if you're currently expecting or already a mom, you might get a chuckle or two from these tweets by pregnant moms. They know that the struggle is real, and also kind of hilarious.
Who wants to lug in groceries and other crap when we could sit in our car, with the air conditioning on, listening to Spotify and eating donuts we literally just bought at the store?
Our bodies before baby were definitely something completely and utterly different than they are while we're carrying human life. We may have run marathons in the past, but now, can barely get to the bathroom.
I bent over today and was able to get that pinky toe in the picture, too, doc. That's a full set of cardio in my book, especially with an eight-pound baby sitting on my ribcage.
Emotional monsters, that's what we are. From the moment we find out the news, to the day our baby is born, and thereafter — we cry at just about anything and everything.
Peeing 10-15 times a day? You bet we do. How can we stop when our babies know exactly all the right spots to hit? Sigh.
McDonald's does a lot of things really well (like french fries), but needs to get their stuff together with this ice cream machine. Don't come between us and our McFlurrys.
Our cravings? They are all over the place. I'll go from fruit to chips and dip and back again to chocolate in .5 seconds. And, I like my Doritos in cream cheese.
Anything is dessert if you eat it right after dinner, am I right mommas?
Sounds like me whenever I leave the house, but, some of us cry just a little bit more when our hormones are at an all-time high.
Talk about uncomfortable — we can't really get up without a little bit of help from our partners.
Obviously, it's time to put our demands up front for our kids, even when they're in the womb. Get it together, kid!
How can we still love someone who sleeps while we are up with an infant kicking us in the belly 10-15 times a night? Wake up and listen to me complain!
Don't believe everything you read — but, if you do give birth to Sasquatch, I am very sorry for you. Also, bring a barber to the hospital with you.
The limits on our meals — we cannot sit and wait until we can have cold cuts and sushi again. I will dream of Spicy Tuna rolls until my baby pops right out.
Clearly, this man knows that us mommas cannot hit the floor, nor are we getting out of bed or off of the couch to go and reach the Oreos. Goodbye, cookies.
The sauces are like half the meal. Honestly, one minute you're craving something spicy and then you have to wash it down with honey dijon.
Especially if you get to watch your pizza bake while you sit. Mmmmm...
