No one is smart 100% of the time. In fact, probably about 97% of the time, my brain is barely functioning…which I am sure you can probably tell by reading this introduction.
After that preface, I think it’s fair to say that the next people are just as dur-dur-dur-derp as der-derdurrrrr.
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1. That’s why you should always measure, and take like five whole seconds to read the directions.
They include a measuring cup in the package or a reason. It’s not just decoration.
2. Addition is hard, okay?!
Not everyone is a genius. I’m sorry to disappoint you, but some of us barely passed high school math, so obviously numbers are hard. They don’t teach tipping in school.
3. Soap isn’t a difficult concept to grasp, guys.
But apparently the concept of liquids and solids is simply too complex for some people to understand. I guess it’s the thought that counts.
4. It’s going to be a long year full of difficult questions and awkward parent-teacher meetings.
Ruining children is the risk you take when you become a teacher. You have a 50 percent chance of
5. To be fair, who makes brown soap?
6. Someone needs to look up the definition of “curves”
7. Open yo eyes!
8. “Embarrassing” is an understatement
9. This can only end one way…
10. Disaster!
11. There had to have been another way
12. Cow, chicken, same difference
13. Close but not quite…
14. This one got me
15. This one’s a classic
16. Saw that coming a mile away
17. This is the equivalent of mistaking Harry Potter for Dobby
18. He treats me right
19. A film about respiratory challenges in the roaring ’20s
20. Hey man, I think there’s a better way to use that.
21. I guess you’re wearing wrinkled pants today
22. You should see him throw that fastball under water
23. I feel like this student should be failed for whatever they’re taking.
24. This is an awfully good way to get your bike stolen.
25. I mean, are they even trying?
26. How does something like this happen? She didn’t notice she was sinking after the first step?
27. I would be surprised if this kind of thing wasn’t commonplace at Starbucks.
28. To be honest, I’d probably have eaten the whole thing without realizing
29. I don’t really have to say anything because this guy’s reaction does all the talking.
30. Gas Booster? If it can energize my car, it can energize my body… Right?
31. Could’ve definitely just got a pepperoni pizza and a just cheese, but why not mix it up, right? *facepalm*
32. Good job, Mark. Should’ve known Instagram was a free download.
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33. You can’t believe everything you read on Facebook.
34. I’m guessing those are going to be stained for a while
35. Ariane Grande is the only font you should ever use for essays.
Last Updated on July 3, 2018 by Diply
