Lil Xan is a never an easy person to talk about. He is the conductor of the hot mess express. His existence is filled with controversy. His life just always seems to be total Xanarchy, if you will.
You know who else is always Xanarchy? One Tana Mongeau.
Above all else though, sis is a good storytime teller and recently dropped a hilarious and REVEALING storytime video involving Lil Xan.
She also addresses the rumors of her and Noah Cyrus feuding, but don't worry — we will get to that tea later.
But even weirder than that is the INSANE measures he takes to cover up his tracks cause like, WHO HAS THE TIME?
More specifically, she tells the story of how he begged her to be his girlfriend after one night together, while he actively had like five other girlfriends.
Tana said Lil Xan's manager Adam literally told her she was ALL LIL XAN TALKED ABOUT AND WANTED TO MARRY HER LIKE RIGHT AWAY.
Once Tana saw one of Lil Xan's girlfriends tweet she was going to Rolling Loud with Lil Xan, girlfriend knew she had been played!!!!!
Just for fun and cringe, here is a pic of Noah and Mr. Xan in bed while he is in TANACON MERCH.
Tana said, “I turn to see Lil Xan beelining toward me. And I see, out of my peripheral [vision], a very, very unhappy Noah Cyrus walking up to us. And I’m standing there … and she looks at me and it’s just this awkward-ass silence. … She just looks so f**king unhappy that she even had to, like, walk up to us.”
Could a collab with Noah and Tana be in the works? I HOPE SO.
HOW CRAZY IS ALL THIS???
