No one rules Twitter like Chrissy does.
The queen of tweets has more fun on the platform than the rest of us, and some of that is definitely due to how she and John interact on it.
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Dragging, roasting, reading — Chrissy will do anything to serve her husband a fat L. Here’s the best of the best.
When she asked us to raise our standards
Okay, first of all: does Instagram still have a popular page? I feel really old right now.
Anyway, shoutout to Chrissy for keeping her man’s Instagram game on point. The social media queen strikes again.
When she had flawless music taste
I listened to this song at my junior high graduation, so clearly this is a god tier track that Chrissy should feel no shame listening to.
Sorry, John. Some people just have taste .
(Those people are not Chrissy and I.)
When she caught him red-handed
Having received this exact text myself, I can’t say things went uphill for John after this.
I don’t know what Chrissy needed to text him for, but I’m just so grateful she decided to publicly tweet him, instead.
When she was honest about her love of her bed
Listen, sometimes you’re just so comfy that moving isn’t an option.
Comfy couch? Man, just stay on the couch. Odds are they have a super comfortable couch, anyway. They’re rich celebrities.
When she called him tf out
Did John spend most of 2017 in the dog house for not texting Chrissy back?
I feel like the answer is absolutely yes, and I am delighted by that idea. Thanks.
When she came for John’s whole livelihood
Having heard what normal vocal warm-ups sound like, I’m gonna go ahead and feel nothing but sympathy for Chrissy.
If you haven’t heard one…go hit up YouTube. It can get annoying , fam.
When she exposed John’s drunk habits
Like, who just randomly gets drunk and decides to choose Chelsea Clinton to drunk text, out of all the famous people in their phone?
And can he actually do it, next time? I feel like she’d get a kick out of it.
When she was straight-up mad at him
Look, either she was randomly tweeting him that, or she was mad at him and decided to escalate whatever was going on by bringing it onto social media.
Either way, we’re all having fun.
When she did a 2 for 1 roast
Callout 1: John fully not knowing how to say The Hunger Games .
Callout 2: John being such a dad that he just casually and confidently used the wrong word.
Well done, Chrissy.
When she kept him humble
Ah, what is a partner for, if not to help keep you humble?
I like that she often undercuts the seriousness of what he says but just roasting him to hell and back.
When she let us know how her marriage really is
John is intelligent, eloquent, and well-spoken. He’s also married to one of the funniest people on the internet.
Those two things mashed together? Absolute poetry. High art. Put them both in the Museum of Modern Art.
When she shared an airport anecdote
I wonder if this still happens, or if people now say, “Chrissy Teigen!” and then also get a bonus John Legend out of the situation.
Okay, that’s what would happen if I saw Chrissy, let’s be real.
When she roasted them both
John: Takes Chrissy on tour with him. Also John: Doesn’t speak to Chrissy for much of it.
Who among us wouldn’t be Chrissy in this situation? What? A lot of you wouldn’t? K. Just gonna re-evaluate my life choices, thanks.
When she lowkey validated some shade
I mean, you shouldn’t buy a ticket to something on the off-chance that someone might show up…
But if it’s Chrissy and John, I’m not gonna say that I don’t get it.
When she reminded him of his place
Hi. There’s only one official Mayor of Twitter, and it’s not John Legend.
Can he be the first man? Is that what the partner of a Mayor is called? Someone let me know.
